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OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES

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I've done redirects to port 443. It's not that difficult.

I think it's a male Johnson's jumping spider (Phidippus johnsoni).

I saw a cool spider today.

It should really be UTC.

My wardrobe is often discordant.

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Same here, but with Psych.

I want to go to this rave

Chicago keeping art alive:

A mock-up of a Star Trek: Strange New Worlds novel in the style of an old Paperback book. Illustration shows Captain Pike (Anson Mount) and Commander Kirk (Paul Wesley) against a backdrop of the starship Enterprise in space approaching a volcanic planet. Text reads "Star Trek: Why Are You Always On My Ship? - a new novel by Christopher Pike" Tagline reads "When Kirk shows up yet again, Pike must confront him and ask one question."

meh

I was sober when I purchased this shirt.

A screenshot from Lord of the Rings of Sam with his mouth in an “o” shape. The subtitle has been edited to read: Po-tay-toes. Boil em mash em stick em in a chips bag with an envelope of cash and give em to a reporter to be your friend

I’m a little sorry but this is just what my brain is like

I didn't mind the barrel. The barrel was cool.

I miss the Polish bakeries and butcher shops the most.

I grew up around Addison and Laramie on the NW side around six corners in the Portage Park area.

Have you seen the Leaning Tower of Niles? It's in Niles.

A Cheyanne woman named Buffalo Calf Road Woman.

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You might get some mutant powers.

You know they'll use "we were just following orders" defense.

We all know how well that defense works.

Awesomeness

Alien: Earth

Did they copy my music playlist?

Try the Italian Beef. Tell them to dunk it for the full sloppy and tasty experience.

I don't mind these big hairy guys.

It's the Black Widow and Brown Recluse spiders you really need to worry about around here that will ruin your day.

For a little while.

They're very common around here and they stay outside like good spiders.

I love and protect the big hairy tarantulas around here since they eat the bugs I hate.