🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋

I watched the 1939 movie while going through puberty, and the amount of feeling dumped on me was truly excellent and nearly killed me. I know today I'd just be pissed off lol

We created a society that requires a car, and not having one, or the cash or support system to replace it is a death sentence. So instead of public transportation and govt funded support for the elderly, we just let them drive. It's a great system

Photo of Daniel Grassl

Photo of Daniel Grassl

Photo of Daniel Grassl

Photo of Daniel Grassl

My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.

If you live somewhere like Southern California where there are roadside vendors selling flowers, this is an especially good year to buy from them instead of a fancy florist. And they’re so nice!

Well this is the first I'm hearing about this

a hat that says "if you're not drinking 13 beers with me i can only assume you're drinking 13 beers against me"

are you with me?

No better way to kill someone and get away with it in this country than in a car

good morning

Happy Valentines Day from this tender memorial to country singer Joe Diffie

I think there is still a bomb buried in the mud and water in Georgia 😭

90% of people don't give a fuck about politics, they just want to raise a family and watch sports and live their lives in peace

But when you terminally fuck with their ability to do that in a direct and obvious way, they get VERY UPSET, and that is how revolutions historically happen

Stephen Miller is never gonna be able to solve his average-guy-from-Camden-New-Jersey-who-has-never-protested-but-just-saw-ICE-hurt-children problem. That's not solvable for him

This is what authoritarians are never gonna understand: average, everyday citizens do not like watching paramilitary thugs brutalize children. All the vaporware memes in the world can't fix that for them

Learning that North Carolina was a hair width away from being blasted off the planet with a hydrogen bomb. Like, I knew shit happened but I didn't know that it is literally an absolute fucking miracle of incredible proportions that the bomb did not detonate

Omg I thought the most wuthering heights day was once a year, but I guess a lot of places have local Kate Bush dance groups! Lol I want to wear red and dance at the beach with other weirdos! 😭

Aww man, James VanDerBeek's family is grifting, huh? Like, before he died this started. They own a couple million dollar homes? Like, bought a ranch right before he died? Idk but it will come out eventually 😬

Remember to watch for lilies in the flowers you might get this weekend if you have kitty cats. We just had that realization tonight, but luckily it was not in the house long and we got rid of it, so all kitties are good.

"you're gonna get in trouble for that"
"ok"

A Swarovski Minion (bob)

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day

I’m down a rabbit hole on the swarovski website now please send help

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Oh ffs, I get to pick the next movie!

Accurate af

Bah! Bunch of out-of-work astronauts and C-list actors. They're not men of vision

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY HAS AN ENVELOPE FOR HER AUNT FRITZI… NANCY: THIS ENVELOPE JUST CAME FOR YOU, AUNT. FRITZI P2- FRITZI HAS OPENED THE ENVELOPE, IT’S A VALENTINE CARD, IT READS… To the most beautiful girl in the World AND BELOW THERE IS A HEART WITH THE WORDS… FROM ??? P3- FRITZI IS THRILLED BY THE VALENTINES CARD, AND IN A GOOD MOOD NANCY: ER - - COULD I GO TO THE MOVIES, AUNT FRITZI? FRITZI: CERTAINLY… OF COURSE, DEAR P4- NANCY IS HAPPILY ON HER WAY TO THE MOVIES, WITH A DOLLAR IN HER HAND NANCY: I PAID A DIME FOR THAT CARD, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT FRITZI HAS GIVEN NANCY A DOLLAR TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 13,1946

Because, they ARE just actors. Not good ones, but look who is among them. Fuckin reality tv hacks. government is just another type of theater they shoot for!

So many of these evil attention whores that run for office and make us all suffer should just do what I did. Sign up with central casting, play with other actors on camera and move on. Jesus Christ, community theater is right there if you need applause, sheesh

I don't know why the news feed thinks I want to hear about every baby that has been killed or purposely mutilated by a parent recently, but I'm actually into fluffy celeb news while I'm at work so I don't cry and scare everyone