🪐Danger Tits🛸

Red looks best on short nails I think

Most of them are just repeating a part of something they kinda know. Anyone that can play a whole piece, and wants to perform books with us so residents can come and sit down to hear the performance.

I will of they are pretending it's all natural!

lol it can be nice! But there is a time and a place that so many here at work ignore 😭

I do like it better than the children allowed to go nuts on it

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I'll stay ugly

The most unfuckable people ever, guess it's good they found each other, yeesh

I'm in a mood today lol, someone bring me some gummies I need to mellow the fuck out

Drop the routine for us uggos!

It's exceptionally hilarious when someone tells them to knock it off, and they go all shocked Pikachu that this is not a scripted stunt at the mall for tiktok with people crying lol

I hate people that play piano because they come through here thinking life is a movie and we all can't wait for them to start banging on the piano upstairs. Where the sick old people live. And memory care. Those people don't want to hear you and they will say that out loud, they do not give a fuck

You're definitely the prettiest

Joan Collins using a strong fuckin filter to make her 92 year old skin look 30.

Wow, 92 and not one wrinkle!
Why can't I look so perfect at less than half her age?
Oh yeah, it's not real and we shouldn't pretend it is. She looks great for real, why pretend it's 45 years ago? Gurl. I hate this shit.

Way too many of these camera filters make people look like smooth Yoda, but they seem to like it

Trimmed my bangs and fucked up the corner in the right side. Nothing major or even noticeable but I'm so fuckin picky. Razor detailing this weekend should fix that!
Big stuff going on in my world, people. Big stuff

This extremely random pimple in the middle of my forehead is really helping my decision to stop growing out my bangs and trim this shit

Exceptionally glad I'm not a big meat eater. If I really needed it these prices would give me an aneurysm

A classic

I have heard all about Myrtle Beach from locals, I'll wait till I can get back to Corona Del Mar.

Or, I just 3D chessed a tic-tac-toe man

This is actually kind of genius. I think he knew that was going to smash him right in the face, and having the Cyber truck right fucking there ensures that we know what kind of douchebag he is and watch this a million times. He's getting the clicks or something, right. Anyways, lol

Idk, these things don't kill us only because they don't feel like it (except the one that disemboweled that kid that hit it with a club. He felt like it)

It is illegal to be homeless and also illegal not to be

Look how pretty my friend is! (All road runners and quail are my friends. And doves. And pigeons. Birds in general I suppose)

They eat snakes, scorpions, and black widows. Those guys are tough! Better watch your ass

I hope these two get spit on in public for the rest of their lives. Right in their evil fucking faces. In front of their children, on the best days they will ever have, I hope they get a phlegmy one right in the eyes

Thank you Air Canada for the strike. Both my bosses are stranded until next week and I’ve never believed in unions more.

Terence Stamp as Bernadette in "Priscilla Queen of the Desert," saying "Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!"

I realize that "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD" has ascended to a sort of super-cultural status, but for my money, this will always be the best Terence Stamp quote of all time