🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋

and there we have it. Gavin Newsom is exactly who we told you he was.

I am, I don't need them hot very often, but sometimes gently warm just don't cut it

Dear friends and internet users, the first two images in this show actual segments that really did appear on Jesse Watters Primetime.

The third image is a joke.

Someone photoshopped the exposed face of the likely fake "antifa" person onto this stock image of a ISIS-affiliated militant.

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

I know it's a safety feature but ffs. Sometimes things are dangerous for some people but not others. This is life. I can't drive strung out on pain meds, gimmie my heat! 🔥

I have a resident that straight up demands to be let out of memory care, raises absolute hell about being in there and will fight you over it. He under no circumstances should be let out.

We pay way too much attention to the loudest most annoying assholes, and then pretend they MUST be catered to. Like the 4th kid in the family, just scream at an ear drum piercing level and get whatever you want. Sure wish something could be done, but we have to obey a handful of loud cunts! 🤷‍♀️

Yeah! I'm not screwing around over here, I been living in this body for a while and I know what I need!

'Conference of Zionists Will Colonise Palestine' - June 20, 1899, 124 years, 3 months and 17 days before October 7, 2023

What the fuck is up with heating pads not getting hot enough to actually help the fucked up muscle I'm putting it on? This is fine if I'm a little cold, but my back hurts and I need to cook it! Buying a hot water bottle I guess

But users and posts don’t matter, you’re not running a social media business, right? It’s all about the ATProtocol. Right??

Lmao she keeps "helping" and people are running past my desk muttering because they already told her they are taking care of things. No no, send 3 random people to help that don't have a clue what's happening. Great managerial skills you got there!! 😆🙄

The kids singing group coming in while the seniors were going out for a trip to the fair has given me all the human interaction and chaos I need for a week or two 😵‍💫

Federal agents knock down elderly couple during Portland protest An 84-year-old said she sustained a concussion and was hit with a projectile after she and her husband, a Vietnam vet, were knocked down by federal officers.

A FB friend of mine posted this about her aunt. I shared her quote here, there was more to her quote but I didn’t have room to fit it all in. It is now being reported by the media too. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

“We are home now. We marched from the park to ICE, very peaceful crowd. We were standing around ICE pushed us down, sprayed us with chemical and I was hit in the head with a projectile. This was so unprovoked. People have to know that the Feds are attacking people with NO provocation whatsoever.”

I'll be God damned. Lets hope this spreads and more push back

I'm blaming the Chinese takeout I had for lunch and spicy noodles for dinner on what I think is sodium bloat. At least, it better be!

I regret nothing, that was yummy

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

A quote relevant to today : "the problem with constantly taking from someone is one day that someone will end up with nothing to lose"

[waking up]: oh what the fuck now

There is a manager for a department I don't work under (thank god) fussing around my area today, asking questions that don't matter, trying to do tasks that have been done even though this is not her routine, we got it covered. She makes problems to solve and drives me up the damn wall. Go away!

Loved the video you took at the concert. Almost as good as your pictures of the full moon

This story needs national attention.

Not just because what happened to her was horrific, but also to get the American public accustomed to the idea that ICE cannot be trusted

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao he’s so fucking ugly

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Lmaooooo

It is so effectively done, totally captures that dread you feel in your stomach when you realize it does not just feel unsafe, you are absolutely in danger and need to leave NOW

The way she screams and fights back and won't just lay down and take it, omg. What a legend

she’s the joe pesci of absolute smoke shows

A white Xmas tree with purple balls, against a rock wall with colorful mosaic tiles that open to a bar.

Look at this tacky 80s Italian shit, I fucking love it