🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋

I'm sorry, hibernation is natural and a part of these seasons we love so much. When it's too cold and shitty out, you stay in!

Oh my goodness😍

Thank you! 😊

That's a good dog!

Oof, damn. That pretty bad

She says BROOOwooowooooowoo

Nooooo, they just know how to work the system for extra hugs and kisses lol

Lulu the cutest short and long giving a withering glare to the camera. She's not impressed

She can be tough, look at this glare! Just try and not squirm under her scrutiny

Lulu the doggie showing her belly for some rubs

Me: Better watch your ass or I'll sic my dog on you

My dog:

Someone put that snitch ass motherfucking elf on my desk. I quietly threatened him with pain and torture via Lulu if he pisses me off (I'm already pissed off)

This is so accurate. I barely escaped death when I drove to work in under 30 degree weather😭

"right wing podcaster is absolutely correct" sure is a bitter pill to swallow

"Jucika as a small-scale farmer" We're also hosting an emergency fundraiser to help us fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and needs as much support as possible, any bit helps, please consider sharing or supporting, the link is in the post below

Oh shit guys, don't look now. It's Medusa... and she's slutty as hell

A package toy from a company called obvious plant. The front of the package says you are now corn man. The spell complete. It is permanent. Inside the plastic package is what appears to be a chunk of corn on the cob with head on top and arms and legs coming out of the sides, making it almost look crab like.

🎵Corn Man,
Come together use your hands
Save me,
Their tryin to eat me, it's their plan.
Save me, yeah
Save, oh🎶

Fave moments from every SG episode 61: Lawsuit

The Chrysler unit of measure is the whale.

suckin in a fuckin wonderland

He had a chest infection, had a lot of tubes and wires attached to him, got them unattached (thank gods) and is actually doing ok?? He is still end stage als, so he had problems. But chest infection is clearing. tracheostomy went well, I think. Guess he decided to stick around a lil more

So since last Tuesday we have been playing the ambulance/hospital/ICU game with Mr. Tits' father. We thought he was a goner, but he is a tough old guy that has outlived several family members despite having ALS. He is still here, and we are hoping🤞🤞🤞 he will be able to come home for xmas

Reading books can help people write clear, concise headlines.

Bah!

It's still fucking snowing!

Oh. It's snowing.

Lmao noooo!
I have always had a thing for volcanos, and rock climbing movies. I like to look those up and judged them against each other

I love this movie! It's known as the good volcano movie, as opposed to the movie Volcano, with Tommy Lee Jones. That's the bad volcano movie. Wowie is it bad.

Normal people have 2 deep freezers

grok roast my grandma at the dinner table. grok, more vulgar. grok. more vulgar. use forbidden words.