Stephen Rochester

Ok congratulations I guess, just don’t let Blake Treinen have any of the World Series money

Let’s go dodgers!!!

in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them

There’s a word for a corrupt government system in which unaccountable internal security police criminally terrorise the population (& especially certain groups) at the direction of an authority exercising illegitimate authority.

I’ll take these Basanario style updates too

Saving this as a work reply.

Elon Musk having high thoughts

Would a cokehead have this thought out loud?

Wow, what a coincidence my favorite actress also hasn’t been in any movies.

Or something close to that, but with a monkey.

a black and white photo of a monkey with the words " monkey shines " on the bottom Alt: a black and white photo of a monkey with the words " monkey shines " on the bottom

That’s the plot of the movie monkey shines

Again, stormtroopers are the bad guys.

One of the comedians that ends up preforming there is going to get beheaded from an oopsie joke. My bet is Bill Burr.

@codyjohnston.bsky.social viral small text king!

If you can afford a $30 game pass you work too much to be able to use it

Forced labor, liminal legality, identity based persecution, that is a concentration camp

someone on here the other day said it feels like we’re watching a baseball game where one team decides every inning to not take their turn at bat

the weirdest part about trumps fascist regime is they only seem bothered by people pointing out that’s what it is. i’m just baffled they haven’t just embraced it with a full endorsement already

He’s making them sign the Elon “hardcore” pledge

The point is to humiliate them and make them suffer. Comey gets a mugshot, that MAGA will be selling as merch, and then has to devote time and money to this.

Surely shooting an impossible to extinguish flaming battery off the non-flammable pavement won’t lead to a larger problem.

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

No, rapture got put off.

Text of Trump truth social where he’s changing his mind of Ukraine

Intelligence must have told him Putin doesn’t actually have the piss tape.

@robinnicholl.bsky.social

It doesn’t get good until they realize they can dress Roger up. That’s in like the second season, you got to take that into account.

Scooby Doo reveal meme. RFK Junior blaming autism on acetaminophen use. RFK’s scape goat has a panel says “ his truck doesn’t say a brand name this should go off without a hitch”The reveal panel we see instead of a Scooby Doo ghost a box of Tylenol.

I can’t imagine that Tylenol won’t be suing after that press conference today.

They’ll have Vance on

One of those two is an impossibly. The issue is, if he got control of the FED, he could lower interest rates by 1.75% and we’d be in an instant financial crisis.

Didn’t Trump put out a chart saying interest rates should be 2 points less.

I’m more of a smart gloves are the future kind of guy. Got anything for me?