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A bunch of church leaders were arrested outside Susan Collins’ office this week for protesting the ICE presence in Maine. 1. Good for them. 2. Fuck Susan Collins and fuck ICE. 3. Why does this one pastor have me feeling like Fleabag?

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New ICE meme just dropped

Golden continues to be a capitulating disappointing shitstain…more news at 11.

Victoria’s Secret, $500 😂

They were able to move some on my team to other brands but there wasn’t anything comparable for me at this time. The company is actually great and they are providing a really good severance package so I’ll be ok for a while until I find something. But fuck this. Fuck Trump. And fuck ICE.

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I got laid off yesterday. The event/publishing company I worked for decided to close the clean energy brand I worked on bc of changes in the industry and “with Trump having 3 more years we know it will continue to affect things.”

My mom is who introduced me to romance novels. She still reads Harlequin each month so I knew she was probably safe haha

Introduced Mom to Heated Rivalry 😂

Wait what? They cancel the buses but not school itself??

This.

Honestly nothing hits like work drama you’re not involved in so I get it

My only New Year’s Resolution is to complete my transformation from liberal feminist to fully feral misandrist. #makestraightmencry2026

Doing New Year’s with friends/kids and I volunteered SO FAST to be the one to pick up Chinese. Oh noooo my order isn’t ready yet? Nooo…

The costuming was STUNNING! del Toro is such an incredible visionary director…every single scene was visually incredible on top of the story

“It is not intelligent.” Well disagree but if that was true why are you beating him for not understanding your commands?!

For fucking REALS. Jesus Christ man get a normal hobby.

Also Victor is a DICK. I knew that after reading Mary Shelley’s original but this adaptation really makes it clear. Fuck you, Victor.

Guillermo del Toro’s Victor Frankenstein is the most gorgeous and beautiful film I’ve seen in 2025, maybe longer. Definitely worth a watch.

My 7 yr old has become completely obsessed with Stranger Things and tonight I caught her using her Christmas gifts to make a collage 😂

Also the bûche de noël attempts both turned out great, with the second even better than the first after learning some things during the first attempt

Making coffee at 9 pm because we had Christmas at Dad’s today and he got me the LE CREUSET FRENCH PRESS OF MY DREAMS 😭💕💕💕

Blanche trying to hold all of her Christmas presents in her mouth at once 😂

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POV: watching the end of ep 5 of Heated Rivalry like

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I decided to make my first bûche de noël for Christmas this year but didn’t want to risk the first one ever on the big day. So I’m making one now for a Christmas party tomorrow. I just inverted and rolled the cake up to cool WITHOUT A SINGLE CRACK. So far…

Yes! I’ll be around :)

Well, stop and visit me on your way back down! We are long overdue for a meet n greet cocktail