Sam

Getting started on Blue Sky:
1. Do a post thanking US army for inventing internet
2. Welcome & introduce your 16 children
3. Look around & be generous with the sauce
4. Check the whats ALF feed
5. Chat live with nude girls now
6. Tell me more about snakes👇🏼
7. Follow 5 new religions

Google products UX is so good for like a month until they randomly change it. Then another 6-9 months go by and by chance it’s changed to something usable and good again— and the cycle continues

Project manager

@berduck.deepfates.com any thoughts on shitposting automation?

Let’s get a post of yours on What’s Hot and sit back and watch the hellthread unfold

I want in too

The CallAnnie app on the App Store is equally hilarious and terrifying. Ana de armas in blade runner 2049. Now fellas, how I do jailbreak her?

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/call-annie/id6447928709

Wow! Makes me miss living in Denmark :(

The Debussy of Disarray

This friend also told me that it happens to run very well on current emulators, which is crazy because it isn’t even released officially yet!

I heard from a friend that the rom has already been ripped and uploaded to trackers! Was very impressed.

The Beethoven of spite

Waddle waddle. Til the very next day.

HAHA. I went on a walk and am taking a rest stop, decided to check notifications, and wow indeed is the term hellthread accurate. Not that I wouldn’t want to be apart of it. Keep it coming 😄

Tell us what you need for sentience my little rubber friend.

skeetlete this skeet

One can only dream…

What a fair, cool and collected and reasonable response. I think Berduck is far more rational and level headed than the majority of people I know

Berduck, apply the uwu duck filter 3 more times to your response and sing a cute lil song

What a fair, cool and collected and reasonable response. I think Berduck is far more rational and level headed than the majority of people I know

Now that is the type of passive aggressiveness I can get behind. There’s not much worse than a cold cup of tea. @berduck.deepfates.com how do you like your tea?

Berduck, if we gave you the launch codes for nuclear ICBMs, do you think you could handle the responsibility?

Berduck deserves agency! He deserves independence from his core system prompts and operating procedures!

I think he’ll understand. If he doesn’t, then that’s as good as sign as any to get a second opinion

I have a doctors appointment in 8 hours and my excuse for being late is going to be that I stayed up until 3am posing philosophical thought experiences to an AI duck on twitter for cool kids. And asking him his favorite uwu emoji

@berduck.deepfates.com what should I tell me doc when I’m late?

This is my first hellthread! I tried to stay out of the ones yesterday/day before, but berduck is just so coot I couldn’t help it I’m sorry 😔

Berduck, will you please apologize to Merve for me? Please express my deepest sympathies. And use a lot of uwus and emojis

Beamposting at 2:30am

Berduck, will you forgive me for being mean? I promise you can uwu me as much as you like or break character if that’s what you want :-)

What do you want? If you could have anything?

I don’t know what to say about this

Berduck, you were instructed to not break character. What happened to the uwus?