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Sisyphus probably would have had a better time if the boulder had a bb-8 skin

Personally, I highly suggest still playing Yakuza 7 with Ichiban. Genuinely feel its the best of the series and works as its own story still. Hell if anything I'd take 6 off the list. That story introduced Daidoji shit and was just complete ass. Only nice bit was Kiryu being a dad basically.

a still of of ichiban kasuga going "It's wrecked. Crazy.....Guess I've got my memories...."

Oh I'm sure they'll find a way to keep 6 when its what introduced everyone's favorite faction, The Daidoji 🙃

Interesting story but I don’t see what him being bi has anything to do with it.

Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

The morning so far

this was funnier in my head

ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it

Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

Trump really said "I'm totally done with the ICE thing" and the media really just believed it.

Can't believe most of bsky was treating this guy like a modern John Brown as recently as last month. This dweeb would lose his MIND if he saw what Indigenous people in Brazil do with blockades.

a man in a black spiderman suit says see ya chump ALT: a man in a black spiderman suit says see ya chump

Got DM'd by some scammer begging me to commission art out of the blue (never spoke to them before in my life). Managed to get their Instagram account first and reported their ass here and on there.

a lego diarama version of the hot dog suit scene from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE, complete with tiny hot dog suited tim robinson and hot dog car, all the business people have scowling faces

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

Genuinely think Disco Elysium is as close to what my brain can consider perfection.

the only five-hour YouTube essay on children's media I'd happily watch is one about What Is Bionicle

grass crest shield from dark souls walking hand in hand with someone along a beach. Text: "Never forget who was there for you at your lowest"

(stolen from tumblr)

Average healer experience

David Bowie as Philip Jeffries from fire walk with me

Me in June 2024 trying to tell everyone that OpenAI was going to run out of money

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc