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20 He/Him not chalant and mysterious? more like neurotic and oversharing 🐬✨ https://caffeinatedsatanist.straw.page caffeinated on airbuds caffeinatedsatanist on discord

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Latest posts by caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social on Bluesky

thank god it’s not just me, thought i was next level cooked

06.04.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

something about trust and communication being the foundation of ANY type of relationship ship some people don’t get frfr

05.04.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not super on topic but as a monogamous person i feel like every thing that the poly community gets dragged for has an (atleast) equally batshit monogamous equivalent

especially for straight people

05.04.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i am NOT addicted to diet soda i am using it to SELF MEDICATE

05.04.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a personal fuck you to every idiot in 2016 who told me i was overreacting

04.04.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rocking back and fourth, back and fourth yknow

04.04.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

obligatory recommending newer anti histamines like Claritin if they work for you, taking benedryl regularly isn’t recommended

04.04.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s 2025 and i still don’t rlly know how to use social media or talk to other people at all actually

04.04.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve dedicated my life to studying psychology and human behavior and i still can’t explain men like this

04.04.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

actually deleted twitter for real this time, gonna commit to being annoying here

04.04.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she better be paying you goddamn 😭

19.03.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

love showing up in moots replies when they absolutely do not remember me every few months

18.03.2025 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i strive to be this real, stay strong soldier 🫑

18.03.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

watching the world fall apart before my eyes from every single direction n we’re just going to work and school, paying bills n shit

18.03.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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how would yall cut this pizza

15.02.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS

19.01.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why is it always the social media i actually like getting fucked on

19.01.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I WASNT EXPECTING IT SO SOON

19.01.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s been a while how are yall

19.01.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish i could make this up 😭 one of them found a dead deer in a tree like 40 feet up and is convinced this is evidence of bigfoot, so he got 3 of the guys he works with to on a weekend trip to try and catch him 😭😭

19.01.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m about to get real annoying with nothing to drown out the thoughts

19.01.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my boyfriends coworkers are going bigfoot β€œhunting” atm and plan on capturing him with ketamine (?) so i’m kinda just waiting on them to make up my mind

19.01.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

well

19.01.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg 🀭🫢

21.11.2024 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

miss yall

21.11.2024 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this warrants heavy financial compensation ATLEAST

16.11.2024 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh these are gorg and make me wanna update my mods finally 😭🫢

15.11.2024 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck ticket master and fuck dynamic pricing

reseller go to hell and burn πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž

15.11.2024 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh it seems only 3 of mutuals posting anymore (i am also apart of the problem)

07.11.2024 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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