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floatin the #1 thought bubbles to your brain sponge absorb absorb --- comedy writer, toronto, any pronouns

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just found out about the first amendment. gonna start saying whatever now

11.08.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know letterboxd can't & won't actually ban those types of reviews but boy do i wish they could

10.08.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

obviously if mamdani moved out the $2300/m rent would be forced to be lowered immediately

08.08.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this movie is weirdly jokeless. like there's a few lines of dialogue but no actual bits? "what if the name of something is stupid" isn't a bit

30.07.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is what beit hanoun looked like (from arabi21.com/story/155862...)

27.07.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2871    ๐Ÿ” 2065    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

i've been looking for this for forever. someone actually made one recently that's in beta but i joined their discord and they wouldn't ban a transphobe bcuz "freedom of speech". so uh if anyone who doesn't suck shit has free time.....

22.07.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if america declared they were gonna start bombing canada, would you be like "ok but they better build a defense system at the border first so canada can't defend itself"

19.07.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they don't let you skip cutscenes your first playthrough, the allegations are towering

18.07.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's merch, just don't buy it. it's completely inoffensive

17.07.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i double follow artists who repost their art because the reason i follow a lot of artists is i like looking at art!!

15.07.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i've never smoked before in my life and this ad makes me kinda wanna

13.07.2025 07:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i mostly felt immediate fear for my teeth integrity. i'd describe the flavour profile as "blank"

11.07.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have some raw macaroni in my pantry so i tried one after reading this and ya know what? you win

11.07.2025 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if it were up to me i'd marry every wise woman and make them a wise wife cuz there 's nothing i appreciate like the wisdom of a wife

06.07.2025 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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btw both those examples are real, i bought some disposable wipes from snemgoy a year ago and every time i take one out i laugh at the big snemgoy label. good ol snemgoy

11.07.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of my strongest beliefs is legally companies should not be allowed to be named after people, things or already existing concepts. i'm sayin nonsense words only: eluteng, snemgoy, etc. i don't want to associate the glorious first bite of a perfectly delicious apple to some fuckass company. evil.

11.07.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if it were up to me i'd marry every wise woman and make them a wise wife cuz there 's nothing i appreciate like the wisdom of a wife

06.07.2025 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a) if you get paid for a donation it's not a donation, and it's called BLOOD plasma

b) we are saying that? we are extremely frequently saying that

05.07.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what a ghibli lookin fella

29.06.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kind of incredible you don't even know who gamergaters are?

26.06.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this movie's gonna prove to be so criminally underrated in the coming years

26.06.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in a year some suit is gonna be like "hey candy sales have plummeted, what if we remove the gates?" and he'll get a big raise and also it's the same guy who implemented them in the first place

25.06.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

made it extra terrible just like you said boss
#makeaterriblecomicday
#makeaterriblecomicday2025

24.06.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry i don't use tiktok but since you're the expert on what research is, what's the research i should do to start supporting fascism and genocide?

23.06.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can understand how someone who does research would be scary to you

23.06.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i honestly doubt this in the case of autocorrect, because you still a) have to read the word, b) read in general and c) know the correct spelling to pick. what you're seeing is likely more the effect of whole language learning over phonics in schools, look up Sold a Story

19.06.2025 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

political violence is unacceptable unless it's violence done by a politician against literally anyone other than another politician

18.06.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a museum isn't classy unless it is classy. you don't have inherent class just for putting things in a room to look at

17.06.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

w... what...

15.06.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah and i'm glad it examines both that and all the stuff the cops ignore rather than simply examining the explicit bad. pointing out how people don't ever think about wage theft, pollution, tax evasion, it's just the background noise of our lives

15.06.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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