Stephen "Steve" Winchell

Let tonight's commercials be a testament as to which celebrities are simply obsessed with money

Sometimes America does something right

Sandwiches of History (@barrysoh.bsky.social) Weekly Roundup, Week 5:
Average Non-Plussed Up Score: 6.17
Average Plussed-Up Score: 6.92
Average Year of Recipe: 1914
Of Note: 3 Vegetarian Sandwiches, 1 Non-scored Recipe Remix™, 1 Our History

If you want to understand how our country went to hell look at Substack.

We’ve known for a long time that Substack is a platform run by Nazi sympathizers who knowingly profit from Nazi content.

Liberal politicos know this. And viable alternatives are available, but they all still choose Substack.

Watched THE FAR COUNTRY (1954) last night, a great western where Jimmy Stewart does a John Wayne impression better than John Wayne does it

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

Writer's parents own 200 units in the city and have racked up many, many violations.

Finneas and Billie

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

yea ok now's as good a time as any to watch 3 hours of Nardwaur

Orson….

these people hate us lol straight up do not like us

sometimes you have to "vaguebook"

the context clues

it's the here comes dat boi meme but it's george harrisons' album 'cloud nine' and it says 'here come dat great record' because it is!!!

it does

george harrison from 1987's 'cloud nine' in that butterfly meme but the butterfly is the full cover of the great 1987 album "cloud nine"

a wizard ponders his orb - inside is George Harrisons' face from the 1987 album 'Cloud Nine'

the car salesman meme. It says "Car salesman: *slaps roof of car* this bad boy can fit so much great music in it" but intstead of a car it's George Harrisons' 1987 album incredible record 'cloud nine'

he deserved a little fun :)

That girl with the cup, she says, "So you see, that's where the trouble began." Then we see the glorious face of George Harrison from the album cover of 1987's CLOUD NINE. Then the girl says "That smile" Then she says "That damned smile."

the swerving car meme - instead of driving straight for George Harrison's "classic" album 'All Things Must Pass,' the driver is making the correct choice choice and "swerving" to get off the exit for the far superior album, George Harrisons' "Cloud Nine"

There would be times when the Loony Tunes would make jokes about Carole Lombard and my 7 year old ass would go, of course- Carole Lombard

the guy who financed a propaganda film about the nazi first lady is killing a newspaper that writes unfavorably about her and her husband. this is how the club works.

fuckin loser

A young woman sits at an Imac

A young woman and her friend sit at a diner and chat. Her eyes are bugged out in shock.

A crowed dormroom party. Someone is attempting to light a bong while others wait nearby.

Two women hang out along a river in NYC. An old cellphone takes half the screen up listing topics: THE CITY MOVIES ANARCHISM MUSIC SEX DRUGS DEATH

Today on Quest Quest @decafjedi.com and I had a ton of fun chatting with @meredithgran.com about her new game Perfect Tides: Station to Station. We talked writing the past without getting "remember this??", the Sierra game that inspired the gameplay and more. Here or anywhere zencastr.com/z/hDTKIs1s

thank you - CRUDDY HOLLY still makes me laugh

I feel like this is the only day I can post these: here is my rejected Onion submission where all of the headlines are about the plane crash that killed Buddy Holly, RIP young man, 9/7/36 – 2/3/59

Anne Frank likely died in a typhus epidemic that spread through the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp

History rhymes, it rhymes

Close the camps, set fire to the prisons

Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps