Kristen

Begging for food he can’t have because it’s too spicy 🌶️

Making mood boards for creative weirdos because l'm a creative weirdo 💘

If you like this mood board inspired by a witchy, spooky and celestial vibe you'll probably like my design aesthetic as a web designer

#creatives #moodboard #brandingdesign

Image: Screenshot of post from Dallas subreddit. Four family members standing in front of a house wearing Cowboys jerseys with a golden retriever. Text: I asked ChatGPT "What does a typical family from Dallas look like?"

The Dallas subreddit is self roasting 🍗

The making collages to designer pipeline is real y’all 🎨

Escape the horrors for a second with the 4 tattoos I got in 2024 💘

Here to cleanse your timeline with a clip of my dog going ham on a cardboard box 🫶

Cardboard is the number 2 enemy of Staffies with number one being delivery drivers 😆

Haven’t met a Chappell Roan performance that didn’t make me smile 💘🦄🪩

Black shirt draped over a black office chair with white letters saying, “What is real?”

When your shirt is also having an existential crisis this week ✌️

Have no idea how to replicate the second pic but looks cool af 😆

Here’s a picture of my cat to cleanse your timeline ✨

Gave my Frida Kahlo paper doll some tattoos after visiting her exhibit at the DMA 💘

a penguin in a chef 's hat is stirring a pot of soup that says soup heals all on the bottom ALT: a penguin in a chef 's hat is stirring a pot of soup that says soup heals all on the bottom

On the 87th week of January, I made the Panera broccoli cheddar soup 🥣

Trying to explain web design to my grandparents 😆

Still avoiding Reels because I haven’t liked Instagram in a while and f*ck Zuck 😆

a man says what is wrong with you ALT: a man says what is wrong with you

Would one of your old bosses be psyched to sever everyone a la Severance?

One of mine would 1000% be down for it 🫣

Oh man, good to know 👀

Is it time to go back to Tumblr?!? 👀

Specifically to avoid IG/ meta platforms and censored TikTok 🤷🏻‍♀️

Channeling this cat after getting back from running errands today ❄️

The last video I posted on the real TikTok 😎

I don’t trust the new version so I’ve been avoiding it 🫣

The irony of the text on the video beneath the pop up 👀

Which is “TikTok ban will create millionaires” 🫣

TikTok servers are down so now I’ll begrudgingly use the other 40 apps on my phone 🫡

Dopamine dressing and make up-ing to distract myself from the imminent demise of TikTok 💋

The likes are at 500+ today 👀

These videos pop up for me every time I’m on TikTok too long 😆

Adult authority figures (I think some teachers did too) doing the Macarena totally blew my kid brain! 🤯

Any principal after that was going to have a real hard time topping that moment 😆

Okay now they can ban TikTok so I go out on a high note 😆

a shirtless man with his eyes closed and the words `` sparkle like a diamond '' written above him . ALT: a shirtless man with his eyes closed and the words `` sparkle like a diamond '' written above him .

Sparkling like a Twilight vampire this morning because I forgot to remove my glittery eyeshadow ✨

I don’t remember anything about my high school principal lol BUT I do remember my elementary school principal doing the Macarena 🕺🏻

Slowly but surely getting more unhinged on the clock app 😆