M. Ryan

"there's a new serif in town"

Name your fav Tom Hanks film.

“This is a chess clock in a stranger’s living room telling you your parents are getting divorced.”

no idea

It’s not your job, but I feel like in this information environment, we have to be prepared to explain what a “marginal” tax rate is

Today I watched the Kolchak: The Night Stalker episode about robots trying to be human, and the company at the center of it all was the Tyrell Corporation, so what I am saying is vampires, luxury cruise werewolves, and Spanish Moss sewer creatures apparently also exist in the Blade Runner universe.

portrait: an angel with big white wings, holding a gleaming silver shield and sword, halo hovering overhead. (below, the text: sorry, bud). to the right, text: alas, your part has expired, but has gone to adventurer heave. press any key... below, it shows the party characters names and their status: each one dead names: greenbolt, guendolyn, morganna, runeflinger, ironpants, shadow.

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I don't think transgender athletes are the problem facing girls and women in sports.

Live your life in such a way that, if you were ever wrongly accused of murder, Benoit Blanc would help you solve the crime.

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

“This administration continues to challenge traditional notions of what it means to be ‘axiomatic’”

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

Disappointed with Pantone’s 2025 Colors Of The Year.

I give it six months before he’s donning a military uniform and giving four-hour speeches from balconies.

Forget it, Coach - it’s Calvinball

I believe the phrase Jobs used was “they’ll have to *architect* cities around it” at which point my ears bled and my field of vision went black

Related: remember when Inside dot com spent a gajillion dollars on their domain name?

I distinctly remember during its launch, some interview with Steve Jons forcing me to encounter the word “architect” used as a transitive verb.

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It keeps giving me these vibes.

If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:

I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.

parks Y @parkersity_9 Without naming your job, tell me something you say 20 times per day at work

“That sounds illegal”

It has “Christmas In Hollis” and “Let It Snow.” It has Christmas packing tape and a Christmas tree at a Christmas party. It has a Santa suit and “HO-HO-HO.” It happens at Christmas and involves a visit for Christmas. This is not a hard question.

I was just in London, where the whole city has already gone inescapably full Xmas, and this film was being aired in multiple channels. It is a Xmas movie.

1) Coal
2) Oil
3) Steel
4) Quakers
5) Founding Fathers
6) Gettysburg
7) The Main Line
8) Eastern State Penitentiary
9) The Johnstown Flood
10) The Centralia Mine Fire

I think it would also end with a short 2-verse, spare ballad called “hey, hawn, you need sohm wutter?”

when there's a holiday sale at Le Creuset but supplies are limited

Donate to Help the Maloon & Rabin Family Recover After Their Accident, organized by Eileen Price On Thanksgiving night, the Maloon & Rabin family was involved… Eileen Price needs your support for Help the Maloon & Rabin Family Recover After Their Accident

In case you haven't heard, Nathan Rabin was in a car accident over the weekend. Here's a link if you'd like to help him and his wife with their hospital bills and recovery. gofund.me/544ae75ef

My wife just said Johnny Depp dresses like a coat rack in the back of a local theater that's doing productions of Seven Brides and Pirates of Penzance simultaneously