Greg Stewart

I think the multiple museum robberies aren’t a sign of the times economically nor a marketing move by the next Now You See Me movie; I think it’s all a push by big museum to get people educated.

As a former Speech and Debate nerd, watching Zohran Mamdani debate is like watching a chess grandmaster at work. He knows how to make his points clear and concise, knows how to defend and redirect when under attack, and knows how to go in for a knock out. Truly one of the best of this century.

We’re gonna lose marriage equality and the 3rd amendment in the same go, aren’t we?

I’m going to a Renaissance Festival for the first time in like 20 years and I’m giddy with excitement.

Every day can be a good day if you lie to yourself enough.

I just did that last month after my decade old PC started to fail. Night and day difference in prices from even a year ago.

My almost 4 year old son:
“Daddy, if I had to go to hospital, I want to go with mommy, not you”

Me: “okay, champ 😢😢😢”

So the rapture did happen. Only one person went up. Some 67 year old Woman in Poughkeepsie named Donna.

Is the rapture timezone based? Or is the entirety of Australia out?

The 21st century feels like an era of incredible technological innovation marred by unspeakable abuses from the large institutions that drove our technological strides in the first place. That being said, who ever invented the top-cut hot dog bun needs to win every accolade. True game changer.

My brain’s default mode network is just the Wii Shop Channel music on an infinite loop.

In an almost cosmically ironic moment, I just remembered I parked at the other building at my work after going to my usual spot and proceeded to scream “FUCK” internally.

My life is a series of remembering that I forgot to do something or remembering I have to do something and exclaiming “FUCK!” internally from the moment I wake up until I go to sleep.

Was coming back from the park with the kids and saw the American flag at the local McDonalds was at half staff and it got my dang hopes up.

Started seeing 3-packs of beer being sold at gas stations and grocery stores. I think we’re cooked, fam.

Took my kids to the trampoline park and the playlist they have going on is pure 2010s club mix and the vibe is absolutely friggen fantastic.

Case v. Montana will eradicate any semblance of Freedom left in this damn place. October will be brutal.

I don’t open Facebook often, but good lord it’s even worse than I remember.

I don’t think he’s gonna give up Alaska. But parts of Alaska? For sure.

I found out that a person I thought was a good friend of mine voted for Trump in 2024.?I’m so heartbroken.

I’m going to be a mixologist, except all I will mix is gas station energy shots into Four Lokos to bring them back to the original formula.

Multiple times in the past week, I’ve had to turn off whatever podcast I was listening to on my commute and rock out to the K-Pop Demon Hunter OST. It’s so good.

I normally like to hype my own kids in general, but my 7 year old may have made the best tasting glass of lemonade I’ve ever had in my life

Picture of a text conversation where one person jokingly compares the words “Elongated Toilet Seat” to Elon Musk.

My wife is so sick of my shit lol

😔

All my apes gone meme, replaced with commentary about the US Supreme Court.

I think they are going to go even more contrived and say the 22nd amendment was limited exclusively to FDR.

An Irish Spice Bag would heal me.

I hate the leadership of this damned county. The top brass should be ashamed.

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president