ace

(omg i am PICKING UP what you are putting down)

that’s why i started a rewatch this weekend :-(

i mean it, genuinely! ❣️

sorry but with all this new media content i stand firm that no-one really gets askars the way OG GK girls do, you don't get him the way we get him

completely irrelevant but i think you are so beautiful that it's actually crazy that you walk around looking the way you do, naturally

HR sending out a company wide email reminding everyone that noticing the omens can be done after work

It’s OK for me to say stupid stuff, because I am stupid and it is my culture

apple tango, disco grenadine syrup, lemon juice 👌

i’m catsitting for a friend so i’ve got a suitcase and i’m leaving london and now it looks like i’m one of #THOSE people who are going home for christmas 😭

let's put it like this, i am very very ready to live alone :- )

the "I wake up, there is..." meme photo of a tabby cat with stubby little legs, standing and looking at the camera, on a white background. top text: "I wake up" bottom text: "there is something wronger with Britain" there are two circular arrows between the text, going around the cat

So let me get this straight, you've created a vending machine for Crows? Yup.
And and you've trained them to 'buy' seeds by dropping cigarette butts into a slot? Yup.
And this idea emerged as an urban refuse solution? Yup.
Wow.

tinyurl.com/2yqfhwx8

yes i knew this 😇

do decongestants just not work anymore?? do we all know about this?

"Person who received an important call right when they were about to eat"

x.com/dailyportalz...

"That black suit in your closet that you only wear to funerals"

x.com/dailyportalz...

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

old drawing

insane behaviour

i’m getting lowkey excited about my new kitchen 🥲

Barkeep, a round of complimentary morning after pills for the ladies

it's my BIRTHDAY today and i am eating some WATERMELON

congrats!

does anyone even care that my head hurts?? how is this legal

i need to quit my job and focus on my renovation full time

Bad Bunny 101

Ooookay here we go. Bad Bunny 101 condensed into six weeks of music, reading material, and perreo

1000000% agreed

Here are all the little haunted house workers on break.

This is the digital file because I did not like how things printed out at all. I'm gonna have to fight with the Riso machine some more.

BOUQUET RESIDENCE

WE SHOULD MAKE MORE HOLOGRAMS OF CELEBRITIES AND WE SHOULD MAKE THEM CAPABLE OF SUFFERING.