Corey Jay

Oh my god it used the Clinton face from Conan O’Brien 😂😂😂😂💀

a woman in a yellow dress with a blue bow on her head is saying psycho Alt: a woman in a yellow dress with a blue bow on her head is yelling psycho

She is fucking looney.

They took all of our money to beef up their gestapo but can’t afford trucks of their own? Idiots

Good point, well made.

X post by Derek Guy with four photos (two ornate ceiling decorations, one close-up of an ugly gold Cupid, one of Cadbury Easter bunnies with and without gold foil) and following text not counting link to now-absent post: "derek guy @dieworkwear · 13h I actually have an MA and PhD in architectural history. The first two photos show the detailing at Amalienburg, a German hunting lodge done in Rococo style. Note the level of detailing. The third photo shows the Oval Office, which is done in the traditional Cadbury bunny style."

I idolize @dieworkwear.bsky.social but I wish he would start posting his best stuff on Bluesky first.

🤢🤮🤢🤮

Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Kristi Noem says it’s lazy of SOUTH PARK to make fun of women, specifically her for how they look. Maybe. But she seems to think it’s fine to arrest and assault people for how they look.

I feel so much safer 🤬

Good plan.

Or the motherfucking kardashians or big brother or whatever “reality” tv they worship.

A tragedy caused by a sick old man greedy for power.

Don’t forget to pick up your Protest Paycheck. It’s how we all live.

They’re so serious and she’s obviously messing with them. 😂

DAMN THAT'S CRAZY WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES THOUGH?

Thank god my goats don’t try to ram me. I had a male goat for a while that would chase me out of his pen. He was huge though, it wasn’t nearly as cute as this.

A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

Daddy’s dough really saved my goat smellin’ arse💰

Trump and Vance on southbound park dressed as the guys from fantasy island. Jd is the chubby midget of course.

“Do you want me to rub lube on Satan’s asshole boss?”

EXCLUSIVE: @timmiller.bsky.social spoke to Andry as he shared his journey through U.S. detention that led to imprisonment in El Salvador. He speaks about abuse, survival, and rebuilding his life through faith and his hope for the future.

Watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ySs...

Oh my goodness her smile at the end 🖤🖤

😂😂😂 I’m near SLO on vacation and we always stop to use the. Fast bathrooms there. 😂😂😂

@govpritzker.illinois.gov: "There ought to be independent commissions in every state. The fact of the matter is that doesn't seem like it's possible. We have to recognize that, even though I'd love to see it for Illinois, we're not going to unilaterally disarm when R states are drawing crazy maps."

Joy. Pure joy.

Among all the other awful things happening.

Switchblades are illegal in a lot of places. 🤷🏼‍♀️

we can sneak around town / hunting working folks down / I hear they got a great benefit plan

join ICE boy ain’t it nice / join ICE take my advice

www.tiktok.com/@jessewelles...

I had a pretty slutty year at 22, it was a lot like warfare dodging pregnancy and stds. I think I deserve a Purple Heart.

It’s just one horrible thing after another, each worse than the last. It’s exhausting. And depressing.

Ghislaine Maxwell is a disgusting predatory bitch who doesn’t think what she did was wrong.

You’ll pardon me if her opinion on the propriety of that asshole’s actions fails to persuade me.