✨🪩 domi 🪩✨

the correct ranking of the 2026 mls kits, as a woman with eyes

there is no one on earth who LOVES to say celebrities should stay out of politics more than someone who voted for a reality TV star to be president of the United States of America THREE times

Big fan of whatever is going on on Toulouse FC’s social media accounts and in their locker room

if I worked for the Columbus Crew &/or Roosters, I’d work out a sponsorship deal for a free dumpster fry after each home tie or loss #Crew96

preparing for battle (the official JRR announcement) #crew96

call me old fashioned, but I’d argue that the masked men beating the shit out of people and then murdering them in the streets on video in broad daylight are the domestic terrorists, not the civilian bystanders.

anyway, as always, fuck ICE.

Bad Things, acrylic on canvas paper

meant to do a more realistic color scheme but ended up liking the juxtaposition of Shane & Ilya against the underpainting colors & decided to double down.

all obviously still works in progress, but I really am about to have a full Heated Rivalry portfolio for no reason in like a week ☠️

the Venn diagram of people who thought mask mandates were government overreach and people who think it’s fine that we’re being told we need to be prepared to prove our citizenship at any given moment is a circle

Good reminder from this state highway!

No offense to my fellow Columbus Crew supporters, but why do y’all see a photo of a blue eye and then start naming players with the brownest eyes known to man ☠️

time to engage in my favorite hobby: critiquing celebrity red carpet looks while my wardrobe consists of jeans and the same eight Columbus Crew tshirts on repeat

Also there’s like three years of footage of Ken Jennings hosting Jeopardy and vehemently using people’s pronouns & never misgendering trans/nonbinary contestants. You can’t boycott something you never watched in the first place, you dumbasses.

I’m sorry, people are upset that Ken Jennings is liberal??? They expected someone smart enough to win 74 games of Jeopardy to be MAGA???

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Fucking JEOPARDY joining the Heated Rivalry discourse now???? It’s serious serious now.

America is always like “ok but the NEXT regime change will work,” like when I “cut out carbs” briefly every January.

was doing one hour of overtime and then taking three days of PTO during the time they were pressuring us to do overtime inflammatory or

The more I learn about Henrik Rydström, the more I think he might be the coolest person who has ever lived.

me remembering that I’m a Columbus Crew fan and realizing that I’m only going to be able think about ONE thing for the rest of my life any time someone calls Hell Is Real a heated rivalry

Connor Storrie is better than me bc if I gave THAT performance and did all of THAT and wasn’t Emmy eligible bc it was a Canadian production but also wasn’t Canadian Screen Award eligible bc I wasn’t a Canadian citizen, I would simply never act again.

the concept of Shane Hollander growing up watching Degrassi: The Next Generation

“She would have loved you. Like I love you.” I need to be sedated omfg

Scott Hunter, I would die for you.

Karen Wheeler, the woman that you are.

I just know Netflix is so salty that they spent a decade crafting the biggest cultural phenomenon imaginable just to have the final season usurped by a random Canadian queer hockey show that was produced with $2 and a dream. Anyway, see y’all at the Cottage.

can we talk about how “fleur-de-lis” literally translates to “flower of the lily,” so the Montreal Metros butthole logo is literally Shane’s butthole 🤭

i need to go touch grass and Jacob Tierney’s mind needs to be studied

I flew too close to the sun & now my mom watches Heated Rivalry. She’s on her second rewatch of episode five.

The way I know that Heated Rivalry has changed my brain chemistry is that I’m still so giddy from last night’s episode that I’m half way through my shift and not a single customer has annoyed me yet today.

respectfully, I need a Teen Wolf reboot with Connor and Hudson as Scott and Stiles and Francois as Derek. just for science.