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@timecompactor.bsky.social

33. virginia. kendall sun, greg rising. i was on twitter for 15 years, my brain is mush

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every time I get ready for now I know also have to hate what I'm wearing cool stuff

16.02.2026 12:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we got new shirts at work and omfg I hate them so much. I want to go back to the old ones 😭😭😭

16.02.2026 12:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

rewatching the Woodstock 99 doc and oh my god moby is insufferable

15.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh yah oops it’s this one 🤗

15.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Going live on twitch from the Trader Joe’s bathroom (the 2nd one down the hall)

14.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

bad brain day for sure

14.02.2026 12:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days

They’re just out there setting records at everything.

13.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 3719    🔁 763    💬 126    📌 260

what do you get boys for Valentine's Day 😅

13.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there is One Pennsylvania gas station and it's Sheetz

12.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ordering Sheetz from the Wawa parking lot

12.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

they sure acted like I basically already had the apartment tho so hopefully a good sign. hopefully hear yay (or nay) soon so I can minimize the amount of double rent I'm gonna have to pay next month if I do get it

12.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it went well but the people I have good report with aren't actually making the approval decisions so 🤷🏻

12.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh so just dumb luck these idiots didn’t shoot down a passenger aircraft

12.02.2026 11:36 — 👍 7408    🔁 1932    💬 174    📌 75

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

12.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

why did gas go up 30 cent over night

12.02.2026 13:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so I have an appointment to fill out paperwork to hopefully get approved for an apartment tomorrow. send your luck and magic and well wishes

11.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

chappell roan playing in the autozone

10.02.2026 17:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"

09.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 3837    🔁 584    💬 18    📌 110

today has been so fuckin weird

09.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

def understand why the girlies are obsessed with bad bunny

09.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

an old man saying "good hustle" to me as I ran across the intersection because it's frigid outside 😂

07.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do not understand the barrel leg jeans trend

06.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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'No accident' Brett Kavanaugh's female law clerks 'looked like models', Yale professor told students Guardian learns Amy Chua said she would advise students on their physical looks to help win post in Kavanaugh’s chambers

For those who have forgotten or never knew about Chua's reported advice: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018...

05.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 21    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 1

uh so I need to file my taxes for the first time in my life..... how long do I need to block out to do this? should I do it on my day off?

04.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is essentially what was in my morning email: bsky.app/profile/404m...

04.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, I know that @51st.news does not have an international desk yet, but anything you can do to help them absorb ex-WaPo staff so that they don't need to physically uproot their families is much appreciated:

bsky.app/profile/alex...

04.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 68    🔁 19    💬 2    📌 1
lizzie johnson
@lizziejohnsonnn
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49m
I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated.
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lizzie johnson
@lizziejohnsonnn
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Jan 25
Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) 

But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil — pen ink freezes — by headlamp.

lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · 49m I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated. Quote lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · Jan 25 Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil — pen ink freezes — by headlamp.

INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.

04.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 9813    🔁 4429    💬 207    📌 429

smh dot com dot au

03.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"i ned someone to redo my wikipeieia"

03.02.2026 14:21 — 👍 371    🔁 52    💬 8    📌 4

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