wait i never posted the jake edit here

5-panel SMBC comic update where a man catches a wish-granting talking fish. The fish tells him : "Set me free and you may have anything. But whatever you get, I will instantly give it to your neighbor, twice." The man asks for a magic box that gives him all his neighbor's money one second after he receives any money. The final panel shows the man lounging in a pile of gold saying "infinite money gliiiiitch!" to the dismay of the magic fish, that says that this is why they hate logicians.

This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it's good to be prepared for all circumstances.

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Bojacked Offman

Con que no se caiga el bcr mientras estoy afuera todo bien

Que magico es usar un sistema de trenes eficaz y efervescente. Cobrenle a figueres lo que perdimos

Le van a salir con que bebe lean

Yo ni actualizo el mio para que no me claven mas AI

test tube baby be like: MY DAD NEVER FUCKED MY MOM

Tss ahi viene

@northerniion.bsky.social

Jesus apuñalado en la cruz

O wow lentes de contacto alfin puedo usar lentes oscuros.
Yo poniendome lentes de contacto:

Si es tan bueno porque no hay en litro

The small letters hit the NAIL

had to get this out of my head before I could keep living my life

Si a alguien no sabe que hacer con una nariz de payaso despues de halloween me avisan. Me serviria una cuando oigo que pitan manejando

Le da cancel. Le quitaban las megas

Los expertos recomiendan:

Que duro pedir recomendaciones de tacos y lo que le recomienden sean gallos

The former national crest and emblem of the Republic of Costa Rica, showing, from top to bottom: seven stars representing the seven provinces of Costa Rice; a rising sun representing the nation’s prosperity; a merchant ship off in the distance; the Atlantic Ocean, which borders the country to the east; three volcanoes representing the country’s mountain ranges; the Pacific Ocean, which borders the country to the west; and a second merchant ship, representing trade and cultural exchange. This clipart is now out-of-date. In 1998, plumes of smokes were added to the volcanoes. Then in 2035 the two merchant ships were removed, indicating Costa Rica’s new policy of self-protectionism, self-isolationism, and self-quarantining.

CRARC.BMF

Muy pato quede con mi bolsa reutilizable cuando llego un Chad canasta de mimbre a comprar pan

Justo ayer me mande a hacer lentes nuevos y hoy ya se le cayo una patilla a los viejos call that minmaxxing

No time to waste

Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man reassures two grieving parents "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino." Behind him is a poster that says "ask about our "Homer in the Bushes" Coffin!" displaying a graphic of the famed Simpsons meme.

Fijo mas barato que a mi choza