Unless weβre talking in general, because currently Iβm obsessed with ShiMao
14.11.2025 20:44 β π 100 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0@matthewcollins13.bsky.social
Unless weβre talking in general, because currently Iβm obsessed with ShiMao
14.11.2025 20:44 β π 100 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0The Onion: How to Join ICE
STEP 1 Be born with something justβ¦missing STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if itβs for you STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog
How to Join ICE
theonion.com/how-to-join-...
Idk, fuck the 4th of July this year. We are prancing right into a dictatorship, enjoy the stupid fireworks I guess.
04.07.2025 16:11 β π 1797 π 188 π¬ 61 π 10I have a proposal. let's shorten Armor Class to "ass." then you can say "does a 24 hit your ass?"
28.04.2025 16:03 β π 759 π 140 π¬ 41 π 6I hope we get some one shots in the future! Would kill for an Imodna wedding.
06.02.2025 21:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Remind yourself constantly that no one gave you your identity, truth, or power, and no one can take them away without your permission." ‡οΈ
29.01.2025 18:27 β π 2952 π 1026 π¬ 35 π 78I'm not calling it #gulfofamerica You're not my real dad.
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