Matthew Collins

two anime characters are standing next to each other ALT: two anime characters are standing next to each other

Unless we’re talking in general, because currently I’m obsessed with ShiMao

14.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 100    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

The Onion: How to Join ICE

STEP 1 Be born with something just…missing STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

How to Join ICE

theonion.com/how-to-join-...

20.10.2025 22:04 — 👍 10545    🔁 2311    💬 156    📌 72

Idk, fuck the 4th of July this year. We are prancing right into a dictatorship, enjoy the stupid fireworks I guess.

04.07.2025 16:11 — 👍 1797    🔁 188    💬 61    📌 10

04.07.2025 14:41 — 👍 22944    🔁 4493    💬 287    📌 104

I have a proposal. let's shorten Armor Class to "ass." then you can say "does a 24 hit your ass?"

28.04.2025 16:03 — 👍 759    🔁 140    💬 41    📌 6

I hope we get some one shots in the future! Would kill for an Imodna wedding.

06.02.2025 21:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dear Trans Kids, You Don't Need the Government's Permission to Exist Activist and journalist Raquel Willis offers crucial advice to trans and nonbinary youth.

"Remind yourself constantly that no one gave you your identity, truth, or power, and no one can take them away without your permission." ⤵️

29.01.2025 18:27 — 👍 2952    🔁 1026    💬 35    📌 78

I'm not calling it #gulfofamerica You're not my real dad.

20.01.2025 22:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0