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Stephen Wood

@quintusslide.bsky.social

Attorney, software engineer, Seattleite, karaoke addict, lover of cats, English literature, and history.

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That stunk

11.11.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a bad-ass move.

09.11.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Florida.

09.11.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He was a monster

09.11.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember that moment. The problem with these efforts is that you’re done with them psychologically long before you are actually done with them.

08.11.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We also have a β€œthumbless” β€œgrasp” of β€œpunctuation”.

08.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wanted to drop in briefly and say: fuck β€˜em.

08.11.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was a race-science crank.

07.11.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When your kid says that about you, you have achieved greatness.

06.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a scene from β€œMichael Clayton” where actor Tom Wilkinson is carrying a large paper bad comically overstuffed with baguettes

a scene from β€œMichael Clayton” where actor Tom Wilkinson is carrying a large paper bad comically overstuffed with baguettes

even now antifa is emboldened and arming themselves

06.11.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 612    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 6
A communist propaganda poster with a woman holding wheat and waving a scythe, and a man holding what appears to be an atom and waving a hammer. The hammer and sickle cross to form the, well. Hammer and sickle

A communist propaganda poster with a woman holding wheat and waving a scythe, and a man holding what appears to be an atom and waving a hammer. The hammer and sickle cross to form the, well. Hammer and sickle

IT IS A GLORIOUS DAY IN THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF NEW YORK CITY, TOVARICH

05.11.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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How the Cop Show β€˜Barney Miller’ Made Gay TV History, 50 Years Ago

Still funny as hell.

How the Cop Show β€˜Barney Miller’ Made Gay TV History, 50 Years Ago www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/a...

05.11.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dick Cheney, vice-president and giant of Republican politics, dies aged 84 Cheney, who served under presidents from Nixon to George W Bush, will be remembered for key role after 9/11

Hell is never full.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

04.11.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beauties

03.11.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we can generalize here and say nondescript people, as a class, do not need security details. I have seen her a thousand times and would not notice her if I saw her on the street.

03.11.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think poetry has to come to you. I can write stories, because I have a lot of them. Poetry, for me, just shows up very abruptly.

02.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣

31.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1477    πŸ” 347    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 18
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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

31.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 27332    πŸ” 9430    πŸ’¬ 2341    πŸ“Œ 798

Now let’s get that old rapist fitted for a jumpsuit and remanded to a cell.

31.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is fantastic. Thank you.

30.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have he made this statement in a Pentecostal church?

29.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there

28.10.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5995    πŸ” 587    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 40

By this reasoning, rape is gunboat seduction.

26.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing Trump has in common with Baptist preachers: an inability to resist the totality fabricated anecdote.

24.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His mouth stretched wide to swallow all of truth, Nigel entered the Hall of Funhouse Mirrors.

23.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A bag man and a masher. Great.

23.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the money in paper sacks?

21.10.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does this magazine exist if it can’t call shit shit? When did you become so high-tea?

20.10.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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