JG Pasterjak

The email drop today basically fast tracks her pardon unfortunately.

The only repercussion here is that this just fast tracked Maxwell's inevitable pardon.

These will be installed almost entirely on SEMA builds, creating a perfectly circular ecosystem.

They committed the international crime of having more oil than they could defend from us indefinitely.

Remember the #reasonfortheseason. Baron Samedi gave us All Hallows Eve, not All Hallows Steve.

My faves are the ones that aren't full-on Christmas ads, but they're playing something like "Most wonderful Time of the Year" that isn't a full Christmas jam, but still highly Christmas adjacent, and people are decorating with everything but a tree/wreath/Santa.
Like, guys, we get it. Just say it

Jim Downey, somewhat apoplectic, requests clarification on whether Drew is talking about the guy who reached base 14 times in a row or the guy who threw more than a few legendary starts from the mound during this postseason, because certainly those are two different dudes.

Aggressive monkeys that escaped from overturned truck in Jasper County killed, officials confirm A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg.

[chopper lands on Violent J's remote farm, where he's chopping wood]
"J, we need you for one more mission."
"Told the brass when I left, sir. I don't fuk wif dat no more."
"The hepatitis monkeys J. we lost one."
[dramatic pause]
"Woop woop, sir."
"Woop woop, soldier."

www.wapt.com/article/monk...

Yeah any proven B-Spec car seems reasonable. Fit, Mazda2, Mini, Fiesta. Useful, affordable, and have a built-in recipe of available and reasonably-priced mods that don't ruin them.

What's on the list?

We’re one or two dumb whiteboard presentations away from Google Earth vacations, aren’t we?

The president thinks he wants to start a diarrhea war, but he has no idea of the immense tactical and strategic capability of me and a couple thousand of my IBS comrades after one trip to Arby’s. Good luck, buddy.

Normalcy bias is a hell of a drug

Darkest Mad-lib.

This is like the shit a 12 year old says when they get busted.

The ol' 8-6-2 double play, just like they drew it up.

No PA or OH jury would convict you

Hey, that's my congressperson! Can indeed confirm he's not real bright but definitely IS a piece of crap. One thing I will give him credit for is he hangs out locally more than most House members. Definitely makes him easier to heckle and protest.

At one point they cut to a shot of the announcers and I swear that one dude was Bill Hader doing a character.

Every socket is an impact socket if you just believe.

A fancy customized pickup just drove by me with a big logo on the side that said “MEGABASS” but the logo was just text and I really think they need to throw a picture of a speaker or a fish in there to avoid confusion.

Ken Stabler
Steve Spurrier
Joe Burrow (technically just a hobby since no money changes hands)
Cooper Rush
Gary Orthodontist

Spoken like someone who never experienced Tab

They looked abnormally competent in the first quarter but I guess the laws of the universe are still in effect.

It's great time to be alive if you're a mediocre white guy who posts like they're Russel Crowe in Gladiator.

Nah it's easy. Just remember, don't rely on solder for the actual connection. Do you best to make a solid mechanical connection between the wires, then use the solder to lock it down. Basically, your circuit should still work if the solder fails.

A grouper professes his innocence

Meanwhile...

Spoiler: T. Ocellus’ full name is Terry Ocellus

(I have a friend who works at FX)

These were low cut socks. Life finds a way.

Did that thing again where I'm pulling on a sock and my hand slips off and I punch myself in the balls. 0/10 no recommend.