JG Pasterjak

A female muscovy duck sits a nest inside a cardboard box while Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake show up in the wrong place, likely due to an unfortunate autocorrect incident.

GUYS NO THERE'S BEEN A HORRIBLE AUTOCORRECT MISTAKE DON'T DO THIS TO HER

Whatever. I did improv in the banquet room of the Red Lobster in the same plaza. Way more prestigious room.

I took up fencing in my 40s, and its a sport with a very steep learning curve. I took some bat beats early on, but I never left a match pregnant, so I got that going for me.

Yeah between radios and at least one wing double yellow that hit never should have happened. In pro racing yellows have become the "how much can I get away with" flag.

Lowe’s have something—anything—in the correct bin in the PVC aisle challenge (impossible)

Mice kept eating the knock sensor harnesses in my Tundra, and the third one I put in I finally tasted it and they're pretty good so I totally get it. If i wrapped it in pepper tape the mice may not like it but I'd have a hard time staying out of there.

There’s an exit in Bowling Green, KY that has both, within sight of each other. It’s a solid exit.

A male eclectus parrots sits on my leg on Christmas morning (he got me socks)

Bird 4 bird

Bro spent the last two years of his life auctioning off memorabilia from his career to pay for treatment. Great system we have here. No notes.

I don’t need the drive-thru attendant at Taco Bell to tell me to “have a blessed day“. My man, we are at Taco Bell. You and I both know God holds no sway here.

This guy was apparently banned from the World Cup in 2023 after "accidentally" discharging his rifle in his hotel room. He's basically Norway's Florida Man.

2025 Tire Rack SCCA Solo National Championships @ Lincoln Airpark The Tire Rack SCCA Solo National Championships are rolling into Lincoln Airpark in Lincoln, NE, Sept. 2–5, 2025—and it’s gonna be loud, fast, and...

'25s are still up, too. Under "maps" www.scca.com/events/20079...

2018 Tire Rack Solo Nationals Registration Schedule July 2 @ 6:00 pm central - Event registration opens to everyone                         ...

They're pdfs but SCCA still has a few old nationals maps up at the event websites. Couple here: www.scca.com/events/19903...

Inside Bad Bunny’s Historic Super Bowl Halftime Show Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance required 9,852 theatrical pyrotechnics, nearly 400 costumed extras, and a lot of ingenuity. And yes, that was a real couple featured in the wedding.

Wired already has a really good BTS. The camera coordination was amazing. They were doing stuff that would take several setups of several takes in a movie, but live and in real time. www.wired.com/story/bad-bu...

This game extremely unlikely to produce a scorigami, but all of the possibilities are SPECTACULAR

Kicker #SuperBowl MVP do it you cowards

It’s that weekend of the year when a lot of people need to be reminded that performatively not liking sports is not a substitute for a personality.

Instead of body cams I think ICE should wear body clams. Just their entire body covered with clams. Every day they don’t act like a complete piece of shit they get to remove one clam.

I'll take the Stellantis gig, fix their lousy DIC UI, then take the cord again on my way out the door to display dominance.

just nut-whipped myself rolling up an extension cord ask me anything

Literally just heard that and said "Oh no" while moving the window over to my primary monitor, closing the work I was doing and emotionally digging in like "well let's see how Steve is gonna get himself out of this one..."

Way to make the most of a single courthouse visit. Mad respect for the efficiency. Congrats guys.

I'm sure at least one of the dentists gave it some thought

So pretty much the actual race

Seems like a great way to get a free jar of pee

This really feels like watching the two best teams in the NFL while the early game wasn't even the two best teams in the AFC.

Yay!

No but I noticed several of the cooler older drivers had their personal camping vehicles parked suspiciously close to pit lane.

Again, bolo tie just rounds out this whole deal very nicely. Get on it.

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen it busier here. The whole property is just a sea of humanity.