I've invented a new saying, 'as proud as a Frenchman making strawberry butter', which I'm sure you'll agree is a lovely churn of fraise.
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@richardpulsford.bsky.social
Stand-up comedian. UK Pun Champion 2022. Scottish Comedian of the Year runner-up 2021. Top 10 Jokes of Edinburgh Fringe 2019/21/22. ON UK TOUR 2025. Linktree: https://t.co/bleOfIgoiI
I've invented a new saying, 'as proud as a Frenchman making strawberry butter', which I'm sure you'll agree is a lovely churn of fraise.
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I'm driving to Wiltshire and my friend's satnav keeps saying turn right to Devizes but I'd rather be left to my own devices
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- That speed camera flashed me but that doesn't mean I'll receive a Fixed Penalty Notice, does it?
- Fine doubt?
- How can I though?
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When I was in hospital in the late 70's, I complained to the nurse about the state of the room and she said I had to ring my bell for a neater ward.
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Being drafted in as a last-minute replacement in the judo competition has thrown me
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An earthquake has hit the Oktoberfest, so tectonic plates have shifted all the teutonic plates
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Batty idea
06.10.2025 11:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the eighties, Paul Young found several homes around the world with the help of his hatless.
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There must be a shortage of burning buildings as people keep running out of them.
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I wish he would just come back and stay
06.10.2025 11:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0If they were still making Last of the Summer Wine, Foggy would now be arrested for being part of an extreme mist organisation
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Thank you, Andy! I'm looking forward to it!
03.10.2025 16:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0- Have you ever had any naughty vacations?
- Yes, I get one every time I receive a new email
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This weekend is the start of this year's wonderful @favershamfringe.bsky.social. I will be performing two of my shows, both on 18th October, at The Guildhall.
One-liner show. Tickets: bit.ly/4fzQn6D
Autobiographical, Yorkshire Dad, Immigrant Mum. Tickets: bit.ly/41vlJp4
My Dad said he would leave me most of his fortune in his will. That means a lot to me.
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There's a new series of IJSH episodes for 2025, and Episode 70 is now out!
This was recorded @LeicsComedyFest on 9th February, with Kevin Hudson @mungotalks.bsky.social and Ben Ennis, and @richardpulsford.bsky.social as host.
Link: bit.ly/3IRuXWz
Horse racing and Stilton featured in this one!
God might save the King - The notional anthem.
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My uncle got sent down for ten years, which helped with his pillow making business.
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I've just watched a film about Orion's belt. Three stars.
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I tried to buy a book of William McGonagall's poetry (I'm a fan)
But at the self-checkout, it would nae scan
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The new series of IJSH episodes from shows in 2025 kicks off tomorrow with one from 9th February, recorded at @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social with Kevin Hudson, Jo Mungovin & Ben Ennis, with @richardpulsford.bsky.social as host. Horse racing featured quite a bit in this one as well as Leicester topics!
01.10.2025 10:57 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The Who were arrogant mods but Paul Weller has always been modest
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Doctors complain about being overworked but then the consultant said she wants to examine my earring!
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Series Four - Episode Six
With @richardpulsford.bsky.social
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Is Leighton Buzzered twinned with Klaxon-on-Sea?
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Churchill originally wanted to do the victory sign with his feet, but the plan was V-toed.
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- My son keeps asking to borrow money so I've reduced how much I give him
- Re-lent less?
- Yes, it's almost daily
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Seems obvious now you say it!
24.09.2025 14:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Since he became chairman of Findus, Christopher P Pancake has always used his full name.
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You said someone needs to be the fall guy so I've drawn up a shortlist: Mark E Smith, Norman Wisdom and Humpty Dumpty
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