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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October

@richardpulsford.bsky.social

Stand-up comedian. UK Pun Champion 2022. Scottish Comedian of the Year runner-up 2021. Top 10 Jokes of Edinburgh Fringe 2019/21/22. ON UK TOUR 2025. Linktree: https://t.co/bleOfIgoiI

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I've invented a new saying, 'as proud as a Frenchman making strawberry butter', which I'm sure you'll agree is a lovely churn of fraise.

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10.10.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

I'm driving to Wiltshire and my friend's satnav keeps saying turn right to Devizes but I'd rather be left to my own devices

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10.10.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

- That speed camera flashed me but that doesn't mean I'll receive a Fixed Penalty Notice, does it?
- Fine doubt?
- How can I though?

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09.10.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was in hospital in the late 70's, I complained to the nurse about the state of the room and she said I had to ring my bell for a neater ward.

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08.10.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being drafted in as a last-minute replacement in the judo competition has thrown me

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08.10.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An earthquake has hit the Oktoberfest, so tectonic plates have shifted all the teutonic plates

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07.10.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Batty idea

06.10.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the eighties, Paul Young found several homes around the world with the help of his hatless.

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06.10.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There must be a shortage of burning buildings as people keep running out of them.

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06.10.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish he would just come back and stay

06.10.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If they were still making Last of the Summer Wine, Foggy would now be arrested for being part of an extreme mist organisation

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06.10.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Andy! I'm looking forward to it!

03.10.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- Have you ever had any naughty vacations?
- Yes, I get one every time I receive a new email

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03.10.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This weekend is the start of this year's wonderful @favershamfringe.bsky.social. I will be performing two of my shows, both on 18th October, at The Guildhall.

One-liner show. Tickets: bit.ly/4fzQn6D

Autobiographical, Yorkshire Dad, Immigrant Mum. Tickets: bit.ly/41vlJp4

03.10.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

My Dad said he would leave me most of his fortune in his will. That means a lot to me.

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02.10.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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There's a new series of IJSH episodes for 2025, and Episode 70 is now out!

This was recorded @LeicsComedyFest on 9th February, with Kevin Hudson @mungotalks.bsky.social and Ben Ennis, and @richardpulsford.bsky.social as host.

Link: bit.ly/3IRuXWz

Horse racing and Stilton featured in this one!

02.10.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God might save the King - The notional anthem.

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01.10.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My uncle got sent down for ten years, which helped with his pillow making business.

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01.10.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've just watched a film about Orion's belt. Three stars.

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01.10.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried to buy a book of William McGonagall's poetry (I'm a fan)
But at the self-checkout, it would nae scan

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01.10.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The new series of IJSH episodes from shows in 2025 kicks off tomorrow with one from 9th February, recorded at @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social with Kevin Hudson, Jo Mungovin & Ben Ennis, with @richardpulsford.bsky.social as host. Horse racing featured quite a bit in this one as well as Leicester topics!

01.10.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Who were arrogant mods but Paul Weller has always been modest

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30.09.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Doctors complain about being overworked but then the consultant said she wants to examine my earring!

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29.09.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bon Mot Podcast with Richard Pulsford | Bon Mot Podcast

Series Four - Episode Six

With @richardpulsford.bsky.social

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27.09.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Leighton Buzzered twinned with Klaxon-on-Sea?

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26.09.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Churchill originally wanted to do the victory sign with his feet, but the plan was V-toed.

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25.09.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- My son keeps asking to borrow money so I've reduced how much I give him
- Re-lent less?
- Yes, it's almost daily

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25.09.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems obvious now you say it!

24.09.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since he became chairman of Findus, Christopher P Pancake has always used his full name.

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24.09.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You said someone needs to be the fall guy so I've drawn up a shortlist: Mark E Smith, Norman Wisdom and Humpty Dumpty

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24.09.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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