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Spud Vibrations #boiledfoodinasongormovie

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Onion City Blue #boiledfoodinasongormovie

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Welcome to my realistic Valentine's messages.

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First 351 Shows Announced for Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026 - Theatre Weekly The first wave of shows for the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe has been revealed, with 351 productions now confirmed across 70 venues

Tickets for both my 2026 @edfringe.bsky.social solo shows are now on sale!

'Richard Pulsford: Gold Fashioned Jokes' is my new one-liners show: bit.ly/4qvLuz6

'Richard Pulsford: Yorkshire Dad, Immigrant Mum' is a nostalgic show about my parents: bit.ly/3ZBSbF0

theatreweekly.com/first-351-sh...

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Well done Su! I hope it all goes well. 🤞🍀

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I very much agree D!

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Luckily I spotted it before Christmas and we are therefore still married. 🙂 We (he) did need a new kettle so we kept it and the matching toaster (which I also rarely use).

08.01.2026 15:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I still remember when Janice Battersby got a deep fat fryer for Christmas from Les. I would have preferred that to the kettle I was once given (I never drink hot drinks).

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I don't know anything about D. H. Lawrence's writing, but his delivery company is a joke.

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I once saw Su Pollard coming out of Euston Station while I was on a bus going past. I think some lads were shouting abuse at her because I could lip read her swearing.

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I used baked potatoes to make the mandatory post-Christmas bubble and squeak and I've fried the skins.

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When you prepare the food before Christmas to save cooking time.

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Will you just politely say goodnight?

18.12.2025 00:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Thanks Bernie, hope you're doing okay. I remember watching that on MTV at the time.

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Mel C and Bryan Adams?

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Sue and I have tweeted up in York before. It was no Wakefield though.

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If you can manage to hold 17 clocks at once without dropping them you've got way too much time on your hands. #lunchpun

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I know! Also, without raisins, where are the cakes?!

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I was a bit perturbed by the printing errors on bread buns in Wakefield, mislabelled as teacakes. I shall be following up with trading standards obviously.

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Back from a trip to Wakefield with @bootickeboo.bsky.social and a professional tour from
@visitwakefield.bsky.social Turns out it's not too bad there after all!

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Eliott Simpson wins UK Pun Off joke competition - British Comedy Guide Eliott Simpson's joke about podiatry has triumphed in the one-liner competition which took place as part of the UK Pun Off's Edinburgh Fringe run.

I had a joke which was voted third in an @edfringe joke competition bit.ly/4oGR3Lz

Tickets to my show: bit.ly/4iOgtDd

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