Punnette

Sue and I have tweeted up in York before. It was no Wakefield though.

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If you can manage to hold 17 clocks at once without dropping them you've got way too much time on your hands. #lunchpun

I know! Also, without raisins, where are the cakes?!

I was a bit perturbed by the printing errors on bread buns in Wakefield, mislabelled as teacakes. I shall be following up with trading standards obviously.

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Back from a trip to Wakefield with @bootickeboo.bsky.social and a professional tour from
@visitwakefield.bsky.social Turns out it's not too bad there after all!

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Eliott Simpson wins UK Pun Off joke competition - British Comedy Guide Eliott Simpson's joke about podiatry has triumphed in the one-liner competition which took place as part of the UK Pun Off's Edinburgh Fringe run.

I had a joke which was voted third in an @edfringe joke competition bit.ly/4oGR3Lz

Tickets to my show: bit.ly/4iOgtDd

Very excited to finally be able to @visitwakefield.bsky.social tomorrow. I'll let you know if the streets are really paved with gold.

Knowing Ghee, Knowing Aloo

Sorry to hear you had an uncharacteristically colourful buffet. I'm relieved to hear about the bin bag.

Did you sneak in the tomatoes and green things from down South?

5 miles North. Hope you enjoyed your time in Bish Vegas.

Waving hello from Spenny. 👋

Updated version of a chocolate fireguard.

If anyone wants to meet up again by train I'll be 33% more likely to say yes now.

I'll be using my senior railcard for the first time tomorrow. I'm hoping against hope that the ticket inspectors will question my age. 🤞

Steve Coogan uses The Trip to avoid lengthier driving ban The actor and comedian has been banned for two months instead of six, meaning filming can go-ahead.

Steve Coogan uses The Trip to avoid lengthier driving ban - BBC News search.app/VbHKz5pGHKoh...

#accidentalpartridge

Happy Birthday Lisa! 🥰🥂 Hope you've had a lovely day. xx

Who called it Bluesky instead of Flutter?

I've been waiting for something vaguely interesting to happen for my first tweet (bleet?) on here. I've been told I'm going to work on something this month with two colleagues: Mary and Joseph.

How does Batman's mum call him in for his dinner?

She doesn't, because it's called tea.

Hiya Bruce, sorry I'm late to the party!