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They | Them πŸ”ž, Friend of Eggbug For now, main gallery is: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/axemonger

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Kim Jong Un in giant pants.

Kim Jong Un in giant pants.

Oscar Issac looking at some kind of electronic tablet.

Oscar Issac looking at some kind of electronic tablet.

Oscar Isaac in giant pants.

Oscar Isaac in giant pants.

07.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4591    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 53

Cover Your Own Ass before assisting in the covering of asses of others

10.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Single panel cartoon in the style of Gary Larson Far side.

Hacker T. Dog, a dog puppet in a flashy shirt, pulls a goofy smile behind a table of 4 crudely made tools as his co-host, Lauren, puts her thumb and forefinger to her nose trying to stifle laughter.

Caption reads "just normal tools."

Single panel cartoon in the style of Gary Larson Far side. Hacker T. Dog, a dog puppet in a flashy shirt, pulls a goofy smile behind a table of 4 crudely made tools as his co-host, Lauren, puts her thumb and forefinger to her nose trying to stifle laughter. Caption reads "just normal tools."

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

25.06.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12503    πŸ” 3512    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 99

just too Weird for investors to respect πŸ˜”

10.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of a puppy laying next to a plush bunny with the caption; "I hope you heal from the things you don't talk about"

Drawing of a puppy laying next to a plush bunny with the caption; "I hope you heal from the things you don't talk about"

Healing

08.10.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4083    πŸ” 1481    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 16

capital i with serifs NEED to make a big return

10.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
"A digimon could commit murder. a pokemon can only kill"

"A digimon could commit murder. a pokemon can only kill"

Digging deep into philosophy in the Discord server.

06.10.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2055    πŸ” 793    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 22

The word β€œvibe” is thrown around so much but sometimes? The vibes don’t match. They’re not evil or malicious, just not in harmony.

09.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ceej
@ceej.online
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 5:52 PM

ceej @ceej.online hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors October 14, 2024 at 5:52 PM

27.05.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1044    πŸ” 255    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6
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Fox has been added into the game, and with this we're about ready to upload the new build for betatesting!
#babaisyou

09.10.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4629    πŸ” 1450    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 66

β€œHaha did you know there’s ancient art of the tanuki defeating hunters with its huge balls?”

Me, trying to be completely normal about the mythical creature with nuts so big, they’re a threat: β€œwow how strange”

09.10.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Replying to this on my 18+ account at 12:22 on a Thursday in the office

09.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes it’s worse because you’ll be able to spot β€œoh I know exactly who they’re trying to plagiarize” and the only thing you can feel is pity

So hungry for a banger that they think adding β€œby this artist” to a prompt is how the sausage gets made

09.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love having small details of my characters interpreted in a way that I never considered, thus the character grows and becomes more defined through someone else’s perception

09.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

You can’t say shit about Mario characters because they have no personality

β€œDo you think Luigi drives like that to the grocery store?” I can’t imagine Luigi buying food

β€œShadow drives like Racing Lagoon made him really horny and he doesn’t know how to handle that” yeah, that makes sense

09.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a documented history that Sonic & Co inspires perverted thoughts. It doesn’t matter how or why, it’s been happening for decades.

09.10.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLet’s have a hot time” then you show me a picture of Mario, one of the most radioactively un erotic video game characters out there. He drives his little car with his old money friends and they all think about how much they don’t care for queer people and ask you where you β€œholiday”

09.10.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hold a disdain for people who use Mario Kart as a vector for flirting, but I don’t think I can harbor the same ire for people doing the same with a Sonic racer

09.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dying how these two screenshots saved next to each other

09.10.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Just pirate it

Just pirate it

evergreen

29.04.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3826    πŸ” 2058    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 47

the long term beauty of this approach is that there will be a day where the "alt" account is more powerful than the "main"

And even if the old group finds out: you're bigger than they'll ever be. They can't stop you. Because their corrosive web cannot grow like sincere support can

08.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a negative buddha telling you bad things

a negative buddha telling you bad things

08.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 653    πŸ” 204    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

this is gonna be huge in Samsara circles

08.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LITERALLY MADE THIS MISTAKE LAST WEEK

it was my turn to get endlessly roasted for condescending the coaster

08.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dad drove us in a loaner Tesla this morning where Grok AI:
Turned itself on
Would not turn off
Instructed how to tell it to stop (did not stop)
Instructed how to tell it to play music (did not music)

After setting the volume to 0 and sitting in silence, an advertisement forced the volume back on

08.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 304    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 5

It’s so obvious when you see someone ELSE post something so gay it makes your heart skip a beat and smile for at least a week

But it’s really hard to combine that mindset with that of your own expression

08.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s got so many damn little details. No man needs that many spikes

08.10.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Knurling for pictures

08.10.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Less cynically, you know what the FA moderators did that no one else has done in the past… 10 or so years? They improved over time.

Other sites don’t do that. Investor run websites don’t get better.

07.10.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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