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a small tan dog lying on its side on a rug. it has the approximate proportions of a cinderblock

additional nicknames for this dog category: squish, little dog, potato. also dumbass, but that's not usually relevant to appearance

a small dog staring longingly at a tray of unattainable bacon

Breaking: Area Dog Interested In What You're Doing With That Bacon

a small light brown dog lying on its side on a rug. its actual closest genetic relative is a potato.

generally speaking, the dog dna tests are often pretty wholesome entertainment. this dog has, depending on which authority you want to believe, a non-zero percentage wolf.

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light brown soulful eyes dog club dog, checking in @darthbluesky.bsky.social

a shot looking east on market st, which is full of people

it was a good day!

1. they would absolutely find me, no question about that
2. if safely transporting an egg to my kidnappers is a condition of my release we're golden

a tan dog seated in a bed ofyellow and orange flowers ruining my influencer photo by closing her eyes

a tan dog in a bed of orange flowers sticking her tongue out and squinting

a tan dog walking between bunches of yellow flowers. her eyes are closed and at this point i just gave up

"what a cute spot for a photo" i thought

"let's get the dog to pose"

what does this look like from a search engine result perspective? this seems like it solves most of the usecases in a simple basic obscurity way but wouldn't actually put much of a barrier in the way of a determined snoop (not enough coffee musings)

pet industry: spend $12 on this thing we designed to be cute to you so you'll buy 30 for your cats

your cats: this four year old milk jug ring, my prize possession, has been chased under the fridge and i will scream at you until you retrieve it

bringing wet sniff asmr to the bsky timeline

a small dog holding an avocado in her mouth. the dog was not allowed to eat any portion of this avocado but she did devotedly carry it all the way home at a brisk walk so she could hide it safely.

please enjoy a pic of this rarely seen dog breed, the Western Avocado Retriever

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a dog! chewing on nohide!

we have one of the faucets in question! you have reached an actual product consumer! thank you!

i personally don't have the patience to do that to myself for an entire limb in one session, but i can get annoying spot hairs over a time span

i have an earlier model for bog standard normal hair removal. this thing is great, for high sensitivity skin (pits, bikini line) it's like a quick, sharp burn. for thicker skin (shins, forearms) it's a nasty pinch. for me, i think "blow out a match and hold it to your skin" is a decent analogy

a small brown dog on an armchair that *i* bought *for me*

why is her face so flat

thank you for continuing to post about this stuff, btw. as a result of reading things i wouldn't have read if i didn't follow you, i was able to answer a few things about my health and get a friend started on answering a few infuriating, long-running things about theirs.

a small tan dog (who is always smaller in person than she seems in real life, to the point where people put their hands to their faces and whisper SHE'S SO SMALL. she is not small but she looks bigger in pictures than she actually is) lies on top of a fleece snuffle mat. snuffle mats are not really beds, but i dont make those rules.

snuffle mats: fun AND cozy. it's a bed! it's a dinner plate! it's a puzzle!

checking out our local dog-friendly parks

moxie asks, can you be lazy and verified

freeloader?! do you WANT all the spiders it's been chomping on? (an anole did not write this post)

a creature made entirely of Squish

a dog sitting in a whole mess of little yellow flowers

she is a marvel

post dog

im my experience with fosters and rescues i have found that they go to f'n town on the 'get cozy' business once they start to really believe that this is where food comes from and they don't have to stress about it

a small brown dog with dirt on its nose

a potato in the wild

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