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@alyankovic.bsky.social Hi Al! Big fan of yours ever since I was a kid. My friends and I have been workshopping a parody of "Wonderwall" where it's about getting killed by wolves.Would it be okay if I sent you what we had so far for input? Thanks!

low-information voter who thinks they just freed jared fogle

Been playing a lot of Pokemon Legends Z-A and so last night I had a dream I was running around a wild zone teeming with pokemon but also Liv Agar was there

Bella……
Lugosi’s…….
Dead……

Stop learning mahjong! -games were not supposed to involve math -so many yaku yet no real-world use found for anything more than tanyao -wanted to go for bigger hands anyway? we had a tool for that: it was called "guessing" -"i should build junchan, sanshoku, and iipeiko, and call riichi so i have a chance to get ura dora" -statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged look what pros have been demanding your respect for all this time with all the tiles and yaku we created for them (these are real hands, played by real players): [image of someones discards filled with only terminals and honors. many question marks are below] [image of a winning hand that only has groups made of every wind and a dragon. many more question marks below.] "you have to discard the 7 sou or you'll end up in furiten" they have played us for absolute fools

the drake meme with mahjong soul emotes. reina turns away. next to her is "actually going for high-value hands" keikumusume gives a thumbs up. next to her is "simply letting your opponents call kan a lot to rack up dora"

the panel from Atsuize Pen-Chan where an angry man says "mahjong causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit" here, his mouth is edited into a smile and his text reads "mahjong causes great relief to the human spirit without a single downside."

our blessed jade room, their barbarous bronze room. our glorious ryuukyoku tenpai, their wicked no yaku. our great riichi pinfu, their primitive two han hand our noble suji trap penchan, their backward single wait our heroic defensive furiten, their brutish furiten

reposting my old memes for my newer mahjong followers :>

according to my art major friend there was some woodcut artist that chose to render chainmail armor with little X's and later someone misinterpreted that as mesh clothing

I like it when the protagonist of a game I'm playing knows more than they're letting on

digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon

BOSS: Why did you stay up all night long playing video games instead of sleeping?

ME:

Bubsy 4 really innovates on the platformer genre by asking the question "what if you had three double jumps"

What is it exactly do you think Smithers sees in Mr. Burns?

woke nietzsche: god is a dead woman

Pannenkoek2012 and the rest of the talented people working on the A Button Challenge deserve a Nobel Prize in Mario

how come no matter how much weed I smoke I'm still hungry

Abstract Daddy-kun... I...

don't talk to me or my son ever again

who needs fillers when you can just chew the hell out of your lips

I made a tool that lets you find the treasure in your computer.

It's called Windows Explorer 2

torcado.itch.io/windows-explorer-2

You can technically install Tinder on a Kindle but it's dangerous if you get a match

Whoah-oh Black Betty,

wolf pupy comic panel 1: a wolf pupy is howling at the moon panel 2: the sun is in the sky now, alone panel 3: wolf pupy says "nobody howls at the sun because it sucks"

moon #moon

No Olde English is killing me 😭

lmao

smart guy in an rpg: hmm..
party member: what's wrong?
smart guy: it's nothing.
(20 hours later)
smart guy: so it's true... i knew it.

Great Bobby look here

When I tell you I can entertain myself for hours on end, I be doing stuff like this 🤣

certified classic for sure

YouTube video by Hanternos Yoshi's Island OST - Flower Garden

I think this might be a fun one? I don't know anything about music www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTpk...