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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)

WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.

SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

I never noticed this either.

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now

yoda: thanks dude

Gandalf to Frodo

LINK, HE COME TO TOWN

Hi kids, do you like silence? Wanna see me take NyQuil gels and watch the back of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and snooze exactly like I did? Placid and tucked in, first hit the light switch? My brain's delta waves, I'm tryna get my bed made, but I can't figure out which size pillow I want to hibernate

when it’s my turn to say “a” at the “a”-saying contest

Times article has an incredible illustration

my dad's libertarian friend gave me $175 in crypto for my college graduation and was like "don't pull it out, it's gonna go up." i left the flash drive in a box and forgot about it, i checked it the other day and its worth $26 now lmfao

If your game's not One-Point-O you don't get my Dolarino

rabi en rose

"fallout 4" "skyrim" "final fantasy" when are they gonna remaster a game people actually want to play. james bond 007 nightfire

no program has ever looked better than this

a 4 panel comic panel 1: person with long hair looking at a door that's being knocked on panel 2: an old man holding a laptop saying "my friend my friend. it isn't... uh... woading." and the long person saying "I can take a look" panel 3: a hand pointing to a laptop screen saying "look. look." there are broken jpegs with the titles "pamela deep throat queen." "milf action" "wife load." and "money shot" panel 4: long hair person looking very nervously and sweating

I did tech support for my non english speaking neighbor today.

I want you to know I tried my best to help, but the solution was to tell him to go to a different website.

Peace and love on planet earth. #art

A classic tweet from @kennykeil [Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped] I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality

on one hand the proliferation of surveillance as a function of daily life is deeply troubling. On the other hand this is very funny so who‘s to say whether it’s good or bad

The Sony TR-1825 Radio (1970)

at the foot fetishist home goods store

shopping

Panel 1: Exec: "Ok guys ok ok we won't kill Adobe Animate." Crowd: "Phew" "thank fuck" "That's better" "I'm still switching to something else." "No yeah you really should" Panel 2: Exec: "Unfortunately we will also stop adding new features to it." Crowd: "WOO!!!" "It's a dream come true!" "Yeah!" "Finally!" Exec: "... um. Why are they cheering"

maintenance mode

a yaku list for riichi mahjong designed by Karew with each yaku labeled by rarity. all the ones listed as frequent or unusual are in green as "real yaku" and everything rare or ultra rare is in red as a "mental disorder"

there's this version of the yaku list where all of them are sorted by rarity and it's really nice to help keep newer players from getting overwhelmed with information

but also whenever i look at it i just think

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

If you hit Graham Linehan with the Ugly Stick it would reverse Uno him into Ryan Gosling

This is worse than the time I had to help Shadow find that damn fourth Chaos Emerald!