steve carell the big short voice: wall street thought they found the goose that laid the golden egg. but they forgot one thing. when you get the goose, you get chased by the giant. and then you have to run down the bean stalk
15.11.2025 10:16 β π 48 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0
youβre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon
02.09.2025 07:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Survival
23.07.2025 03:00 β π 223 π 161 π¬ 5 π 11
Weed will get you high as the crow
11.08.2025 11:39 β π 15 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0
I was abducted, tortured and experimented upon for the sole purpose of supplying the perfect emotional response
16.08.2025 17:10 β π 15 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0
it's too late. ive already depicted myself as the sexy, intelligent, stone-maiden sister and you as the coarse, bed-wetting sister
23.08.2025 05:10 β π 22 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
01.09.2025 18:56 β π 105 π 12 π¬ 4 π 1
Mobile Suit Gundam (1979)
Episode 5 - Re-Entry To Earth
01:15.805
20.08.2025 18:00 β π 55 π 21 π¬ 3 π 5
they dont make TL pages like this anymore
31.07.2025 16:45 β π 37 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0
earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time
06.07.2025 15:31 β π 7125 π 1104 π¬ 16 π 76
"In The End, Things Turned Erotic" And To Make It Happen, We Needed An Amazing Female Body
26.06.2025 00:00 β π 101 π 26 π¬ 2 π 7
thanks for reminding me to listen to Boing Beat
08.07.2025 04:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
the titular mister brightside should honestly chill. ask to watch
25.06.2025 23:41 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
what the hell just make a new mold
27.06.2025 04:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
real
27.06.2025 04:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Laundromat Romance: Leave Your Stains of Love on me...
16.06.2025 04:00 β π 47 π 13 π¬ 2 π 2
yea
14.06.2025 15:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Bisexuals be wearing two sets of clothes on the same day
12.06.2025 19:04 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Sheena Ringo holding a large magnum revolver to her head
Sheena Ringo with a gun in her lap
Sheena Ringo with ice cream on her face singing
Sheena Ringo browsing an outdoor goods store
Sheena Ringo for GuitarBook magazine, 2000
19.05.2025 19:07 β π 398 π 169 π¬ 4 π 9
i was also #bornthisway
12.05.2025 04:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Some people have read a few Marxist books and think themselves quite learned but what they have read has not penetrated, has not struck root in their minds, so that they do not know how to use it and their class feelings remain as of old.
11.05.2025 02:26 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
i wasnβt prepared for how much of eva i saw in gundam 0079
29.04.2025 05:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
27.04.2025 18:21 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
climate change will be solved by a deus ex machina that allows things to continue forever exactly as they were before. hold the line, don't stop burning oil
20.04.2025 01:48 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
Fuck the terfs and transphobes in the united kingdom, and everywhere on earth, they can suck shit through a tube. I hate you and your family hates you if your views align with them
16.04.2025 16:01 β π 47 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0
never getting out of the terrordome
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