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Live in South East England, book hound! Trying to keep up with following back, have patience, I will get to you! No DMs, please.

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Robert Jenrick lying? I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked.

10.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A naive representation of an owl on a small flat slate sheet. The body is depicted in alternating white and dark triangles. Crucially, this owl is not playing American Football.

A naive representation of an owl on a small flat slate sheet. The body is depicted in alternating white and dark triangles. Crucially, this owl is not playing American Football.

It's Superbowl Sunday! So here's our traditional, and predictable Superb Owl.
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#SuperbOwl #SuperbOwl2026

08.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 620    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 8
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DISCO ZEBRA!!!
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02.02.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 231    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

You Are Here, David Nicholls, easy to read, entertaining, optimistic.

07.02.2026 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"Minnesota" - Marsh Family adaptation of "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)"
YouTube video by Marsh Family "Minnesota" - Marsh Family adaptation of "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)"

We hope the good people of #SanFrancisco will forgive us for adapting a song about their city in 1967 to address the shocking and tragic events in #Minnesota in recent weeks. This is dedicated to Renée Good and Alex Pretti, and in solidarity. Our version is called "Minnesota" ❀️

youtu.be/BRHxXHZmVAM

28.01.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 699    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 114

It's the cream of yesterday! Everything that has had time to develop flavour put together in a delicious broth. Now looking thoughtfully at yesterday's broccoli.

21.01.2026 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I like my book group because sometimes we read a book I might not have found. However, the current one is a heap of rancid trifle so I'm happily reading something else and will try to tactfully express my opinion when we meet.

18.01.2026 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My work book group has chosen the worst book I've ever read this month. I keep dropping into later chapters in case the plot improves enough to get past the terrible writing. I think I'm going to ditch it and I refuse to feel bad.

18.01.2026 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just catching up with Game of Wool and had a definite tear in my eye at the jewellery week winner.

16.01.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize

16.01.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 37806    πŸ” 9512    πŸ’¬ 1207    πŸ“Œ 531

If you get the chance to see the film of the National Theatre play with Steve Coogan, grab it with both hands, it's terrific, whilst remaining terrifying.

15.01.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm getting 1970 bathroom tile vibes. And surely there's a typo, don't they mean the new reich?

14.01.2026 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can say 'bless her little cotton socks' now because she can't do any more damage.

12.01.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A vintage image of an archaeological excavation, criss-crossing the large trench are ceramic water pipes. To the right are trenches that would once have been planted with decorative hedging.

A vintage image of an archaeological excavation, criss-crossing the large trench are ceramic water pipes. To the right are trenches that would once have been planted with decorative hedging.

Want to see some actual Roman waterpipes that ran under the Palace's formal gardens to feed fountains and decorative basins and stuff?

Course you do. πŸ‘

08.01.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Always loved Wilson.

06.01.2026 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's the 17th anniversary of the Atheist Bus Campaign It was the first ever visible expression of non-belief in public life

It's the 17th anniversary of the Atheist Bus Campaign today, and a kid who was born on its launch date of 6th January 2009 would be nearly an adult now. The campaign is all but forgotten, but it really pissed a lot of people off at the time, and here's why. arianesherine.substack.com/p/6-its-the-...

06.01.2026 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

News suggests Trump has said President Maduro has been captured and flown out of Venezuela. Is this true?

03.01.2026 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An important message from @nea.org.uk ⚠️ If you'd like to find out more on the dangers and signs of carbon monoxide poisoning, take a look at our 'Be Gas Safe' blog here: bit.ly/4q96mwI. We have been raising awareness of the dangers of CO in partnership with Gas Safe Charity πŸ—£οΈ

29.12.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm an atheist interested in this bacon deal. Is it delivered free? Can I put it in sandwiches with a little salad and some tabasco (sp?)? Or are mushrooms also delivered, along with the rest of breakfast? Can leftovers go in a soup? Free bacon for a month sounds like a good start to 2026.

28.12.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Richard Smith of the South Durham Hunt and he thinks it’s ok to hit a horse over the head. Make this β€˜man’ famous.

27.12.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 48
The Telegraph
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Sir James Dyson has said he may not be able to pass his business down to his children because of Rachel Reeves's inheritance tax changes.... See more

Sir James Dyson: Rachel Reeves has put my family business at risk

The Telegraph β€’ β€’ Sir James Dyson has said he may not be able to pass his business down to his children because of Rachel Reeves's inheritance tax changes.... See more Sir James Dyson: Rachel Reeves has put my family business at risk

Some people do my head in.
This arse is one of them.
Why TF would we care about his business…? Did he care about all the SMEs bankrupted by Brexit? Does he feel any anxiety or shame about just how much that stupid idea has cost our country and many of us personally.
No.
He can absolutely do one.

27.12.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1287    πŸ” 295    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 24

Tbf, he's not wrong about them being unlike armrests ever seen before. I wish I hadn't seen them.

27.12.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2, no liver, no ketchup.

24.12.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The expert ham sniffer of Spain
is "at the limit of human possibility" smelling 800 hams a day to make sure they are perfect for Christmas. "I will find a way to sniff 801. Perhaps 802 is possible."
wsj.com
Think Santa Is Busy? Ham Sniffers Are Pushing Their Noses to the Limit
8:00 PM - 20 Dec 21 SocialFlow

The expert ham sniffer of Spain is "at the limit of human possibility" smelling 800 hams a day to make sure they are perfect for Christmas. "I will find a way to sniff 801. Perhaps 802 is possible." wsj.com Think Santa Is Busy? Ham Sniffers Are Pushing Their Noses to the Limit 8:00 PM - 20 Dec 21 SocialFlow

I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.

01.07.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3374    πŸ” 743    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 191
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Little copy cat! πŸ’–

11.12.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2257    πŸ” 314    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 12
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Doctors did not tell Syd, a father of seven, that he had a terminal illness.

We found they wrongly reassured him that he would be okay. He died eight months after he later learned about his condition.

Read more: orlo.uk/3yNqf

04.12.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.

01.12.2025 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4263    πŸ” 586    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 92

Rachel's Holiday, Marian Keyes.

29.11.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ha!

16.11.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2094    πŸ” 671    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 31

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