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They discontinued my favorite donut at dunkin?????

an older man in a red plaid shirt sits in a chair ALT: an older man in a red plaid shirt sits in a chair

sora: so that’s our story. have you seen those people in black cloaks?

frasier: i can’t say i have… but i’d be happy to bring you to the radio station

martin: i’m surprised niles and frasier aren’t in this organization you’re talking about. they love being in clubs— and they’re already nobodies!!

Are you watching the birds or are the birds watching you??? Makes you think

Pocket Soup
Socket Poup

Guy that's bad at Chinese and thinks it's the year of the mom

why is serena doing glp1 ads isn't she rich

that's like 20 large milk teas there

I'm still so Taiwan pilled right now. I forgot to exchange like $2000 NT which is like 60 bucks and my brain is like "better plan another trip back to spend it, it's free money"

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest

BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!

HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my

BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!

HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

Seems insane to charge people for luggage carts when every other civilized airport has them for free

Back in America. Customs officer was watching NBA highlights lmao

Me: "來一個uhhh Strawberry Matcha Crunch Latte"
Taiwan Starbucks: (chinese chinese)?
Me: ????
Starbucks: (chinese chinese) VENTI? GRANDE??
Me: oh uh "VENTI"

I'm at Taoyuan so early for my flight that the counter isn't even open for another hour for bag drop

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

french guy just said xie xie to me when I moved over on the train so he could sit down and weirdly it's not racist because I'm in Taiwan

oh damn Harukaze Mound got turbo cancelled lol they really rushed this ending out

It's wild Gawr Gura has made it to "Taiwan Night Market Bootleg" status

Trying to show someone a screenshot of my appointment and my photo app opens up to a selfie of me and a cosplayer 😑

I asked for 豆奶 (transliterated soy milk) and they were like 豆漿 🤨(actual name for soy milk)??? lmao

my cousin's kid kept fake shooting me with a toy gun but I don't know enough Chinese to be like "buddy I'm from America we got real guns there"

trying to relate to my young relatives in Taiwan and they know six seven lmao

When the Bene Gesserit refer to the "voice" they're actually referring to doing a Borat impression

she really blended in with the fujos

My Wife holding a bag that says Fuck Pect Buddy

My Mom took us to an anime convention in Taiwan and bought a Gojo Satoru bag because it was cheap??? She bought an umbrella because it was cute now she's carrying around a BL bag?????

I was able to make it to Fancy Frontier 46 (FF46) for a couple hours and it was a wild experience.

Someone called me 張先生 on the flight and I was confused like "no sorry that's my father"

I upgraded to business class and I feel like I'm losing money if I don't chug alcohol but also it's 11am

I'm trying to catch a couple hours of a cosplay event in Taiwan and it's impossible for me to figure out what cosplayers I follow on IG are going to be there. Why can't I search IG posts by just people I follow

My Wife's shopping strategy is to move around the store like a DVD logo bouncing off items at random

High refresh rates are a scourge. You're at 60fps, having a great time. You see a 120hz screen, now you're ruined on 60. You glimpse 165, now 120 is trash. Some guy tries to show you 240, you shut your eyes, you don't open them til he's dead. You've killed a man now and for what