Mark Coen

The favorite NFL coach of kids today is Jeff Fisher because after 13 games he’s always 6-7

Turned away from the World Series for a couple minutes.

Don Orsillo, if just to stick it to NESN and the Sox.

While Joe Pesci is more of a Utes fan.

Bolts and numbers on the sides of the helmet look weird. Pick one, Chargers.

Mike McDaniel is going to learn he was fired when the team buses leave for the airport without him.

As you were.

UPSET ALERT

Unfortunate that BC and UMass aren’t playing each other this season.

Advance Australia Fair is a snoozer.

I didn’t realize that the San Antonio Brahmas are playing on Monday Night Football.

Bold move hiring a Chinese head coach.

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

Screenshot of David Simon interview SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.

Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.

Rhamondre Stevenson, enjoy your field level seat for the rest of the evening.

The Toronto Blue Jays beat the New York Yankees 10-1 in game 1 of their American League Division Series.

Is this in metric?

Arch Manning is going to look great in a Michigan Panthers uniform.

Frame #250 from S05 -E09 - Battle Mackerel-629267

Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social I'm an epidemiologist. Sewage systems are sexy. Dosco Jones @doscojones.bsky.social I'm an engineer. Sewage systems are sexy.

I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.

Just had a “go birds” at Woodman’s in Essex, Massachusetts. Unexpected.

For the current iteration they could represent the strike or out lights. Not sure how you’d work red socks into the Marathon uni.

BREAKING: Trump to release all files regarding who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.

Oh, you meant for the winter. #darkesttimeline

It’s like the Chiefs and Ball State’s unis had a child. A homely, homely child.

Do you know what's more impressive than a 98-yard drive? A 109-yard drive, which is only possible in Canadian football when it's not run by nincompoops

Let’s see what else is on. Worked last week. #woepats

Yes, run on the goal line. No, not with Rhamondre. #takeaseat

First and goal from the 2, three pass plays ending with a pick. I guess a run would have been too obvious. #dohpats

The Edmonton Elks have lost on a walk-off field goal where they were leading with 0:00 on the clock for the 2nd straight week

So however bad it's going for your team, at least it's not that