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Worf: Captain, am I DEI? Or would you consider me to be… MAGA?

Captain: Mr. Worf, please, now is not the time

Data: *Spins around* Captain, if I may? The two options may not be mutually exclusive

Wesley: Impact in fifteen seconds

29.04.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2675    πŸ” 528    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 8

I don’t know how to explain this but the truck blows up like a Smiling Friends gag

27.05.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1351    πŸ” 310    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3
patrick unlocking his swag on the court

patrick unlocking his swag on the court

how it feels to use apple music

27.05.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo

β€˜The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo

03.03.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4624    πŸ” 273    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 16

Poopy: Uh-oh, we got another caaallerrrr! 🀣 *Throwing up sound effects* You're on with Poopy and The Dick on 98.9

Caller: Yeah, my question is for The Dick. You fucking suck, dude. This show is ass. Poopy's alright but you're ass

The Dick: Trace the call. Find out who he is

03.03.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 481    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a similar issue with my first party steam deck. It’s annoying, but anything above 1080p can kind of jam it up when you dock it for the *second* time after first setup. The easiest way I found to fix this was to get an HDMI cable that can’t put out more than 1080p

25.01.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

10.12.2024 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8045    πŸ” 1718    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 42
There was one genre you came back to again and again: Rock

There was one genre you came back to again and again: Rock

Sorry but Spotify Wrapped simply can’t compete with Apple Music Replay. It’s like they looked right into my soul

04.12.2024 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1370    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 5
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The yellow m&m broke his pussy

The yellow m&m broke his pussy

03.07.2023 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

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