Smitty

Worst pain of my life.

I’m Protestant, but I still took a lot from a papal address in 2014.

April Fools is so incredibly annoying.

Today I learned I am too anxious of a person to use semiautonomous driving mode on a car.

What about the unaccompanied refugee minors who were not at a border but were placed via UNHCR?

Happy belated birthday.

Jason Sudeikis wearing a WNBA hoodie on #SNL50. 🤩

It’s also not a “baby” goat if its horns are 8 inches long. Adorable regardless.

Is there carbon monoxide in my house or are they just this worn out??

For my former foster placement, English isn’t her first language. She obtained citizenship in 2024, but I still worry tremendously that the language obstacles will trip her up. I gave her “know your rights” cards in both languages. Yet, a mom worries …

Several women in the music and fashion industries need to get restraining orders against Kanye West.

I can’t get over this look. 😍

(Kudos to the photographer.)

I genuinely want someone to categorize for me what data it has— my email address, date of birth and the fact that I like horse competition videos? Seriously, what does it know about me?

My elderly dog has taken to laying in front of the fridge, blocking me from opening it unless I’m willing to disturb him. Thus, I starve.

I don’t usually drink soda. Except, I drank Mt. Dew at 11:30 p.m. and now fear I won’t sleep until Thursday at the earliest.

Purchased! This gets me off the library’s waitlist. 👍

The “other” platform seems to be downright obsessed with Blue Ivy right now?

I’ve long thought they are missing out on a huge opportunity to do this. Nostalgic millennials would be all over it, and it’s not like we’re not supplementing the order by buying other items.

I still hate the cold, but it does make things pretty.

And they do shed A LOT. (share my home with a 15-year-old corgi)

Why do so many commercials feature ringing doorbells?!
(asking on behalf of my dogs)
But seriously. Such a high percentage of commercials have doorbells.

Heaven & Earth Grocery Store
I’m struggling with how many names are in it.

“I’ll never speak to you again, but I’ll think about you every day.”

credit to Instagram user SpokenSincerely

15 1/2 year old corgi paces all night in confusion

I have a “tweet me, don’t eat me” shirt from The Farm Sanctuary. Need to somehow update it for BlueSky.

Invention: A removable, kangaroo-type pouch for the passenger seat of a car to keep purses from spilling their contents on curves.

My cat is so #NSFW sometimes.

I read Kala after picking it up in a London bookstore while on vacation.