[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]
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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:
Hello there
2
[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].
DAD:
Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?
3
NT EMPLOYEE:
Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!
4
MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?
5
NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:
Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!
6
NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:
Listen - that's their call
[Calls emanating from the landscape]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
7
NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:
They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.
8
KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!
[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].
[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke
9
[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:
Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.
[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
10
MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?
NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…
11
[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].
NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…
12
[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:
Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?
[ends]
If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
31.10.2025 09:02 — 👍 1553 🔁 802 💬 38 📌 33
Andrew Windsor (the one formerly known as Prince Andrew) could go some way to redeeming himself by admitting what he knows and naming names associated with Epstein. He won't as the code these people live by calls them to protect each other rather than provide justice for the victims.
31.10.2025 10:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thinking we should have no kings rallies in the UK as well.
21.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The failure of migrants to integrate into a population isn't because they don't want to, it is because the natives don't want them to forcing them to seek refuge together.
15.10.2025 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Makes you wonder how many names are in the Epstein files that this goes unchallenged? He only has power as long as other kowtow to him.
24.09.2025 08:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How many GOP senators appear in the Epstein files? I can only assume DJT threatens to release it should they not continue to back him.
24.09.2025 08:38 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
That is his plan. Then he can argue that it has failed and privatise healthcare.
23.09.2025 06:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It is not enough for Starmer to just argue with Farage. He needs to treat GB News as a news channel, balance the BBC board, stop MP's having second jobs while in office and make leaders airtime on news and political shows proportional to seats held. Farage is being pushed as some sort of saviour.
23.09.2025 06:48 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Ed Davey has written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage, urging them to join him in condemning Elon Musk's remarks yesterday
14.09.2025 20:14 — 👍 903 🔁 198 💬 33 📌 9
The bravery of the Epstein victims is incredible. That they are having to come forward in this way to get justice is disgraceful.
04.09.2025 11:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Can’t get enough of this. @raskin.house.gov rubbing Nigel Farage’s nose in his self-confessed love of Putin as he’s forced to sit & watch is delicious beyond words
03.09.2025 20:18 — 👍 1489 🔁 434 💬 76 📌 24
This is such a good piece, absolutely vital reading
03.09.2025 06:40 — 👍 267 🔁 70 💬 11 📌 1
Sadly, I have spoken to many who think it is out of date and not relevant today. Labour need to take control of the discussion and put the lid back on the racist views before they become acceptable (if it is not already too late).
01.09.2025 09:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Imagine being so ashamed of the job you do that you have to hide your face.
31.08.2025 18:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not my favourite word.
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29.08.2025 11:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I endorse this message. Well said @markfergusonmp.bsky.social on why the fabric of the flag should be something to unite, not divide
28.08.2025 19:25 — 👍 167 🔁 36 💬 9 📌 4
There is a little island I know off Ireland where you could escape the world...
29.08.2025 07:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What makes this criminal damage acceptable?
Sometimes red paint can get you 14 years. Sometimes it is tolerated. When did intimidating your neighbours become acceptable?
14 years for red paint if you're an activist. Zero arrests for red paint when it's used to intimidate immigrants in our communities. Prof Richard Murphy re-examines the idea of two-tier policing.
@eastangliabylines.co.uk @richardjmurphy.bsky.social
28.08.2025 18:36 — 👍 579 🔁 253 💬 11 📌 11
This should hit hard but won't with some.
28.08.2025 06:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This tweet: https://x.com/dominicgrieve_/status/1956466792467165626?s=46&t=eC_zcFOslE2jS1ASQzcKfg
Dominic Grieve. 👏👏👏
16.08.2025 13:23 — 👍 1161 🔁 317 💬 47 📌 16
The reluctance to silence far right voices and use terrorist laws against them may be a mistake we live to regret. Kowtowing to them just emboldens them.
25.08.2025 07:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage has unveiled his plan for the mass deportation of small boat arrivals:
To achieve it, Farage says the UK would leave the ECHR and other treaties (including the UN torture convention),
And people say Labour is the same as Reform!
This is what you get if you split the vote!
23.08.2025 14:23 — 👍 112 🔁 32 💬 22 📌 2
Putin believes Trump will force Ukraine to accept a piece on Putin's terms. Trump sees himself as a peacemaker but in truth he is like Chamberlain conceding to a tyrant who has no interest in maintaining peace.
22.08.2025 07:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Grand Designs: the loss of American freedom
Exactly seven months into Trump's second term, we have reached 1000 authoritarian actions. Here I lay out the enormity of what has happened.
🚨1000 authoritarian actions. 7 months🚨
I've been tracking Trump's authoritarian actions. From dismantling democratic institutions to militarising immigration enforcement, Trump is reshaping America.
In my new post I highlight key authoriarian attacks
christinapagel.substack.com/p/grand-desi...
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21.08.2025 20:15 — 👍 894 🔁 534 💬 39 📌 59
Maybe he had a get out claws...
21.08.2025 21:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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