Now I know why my job is so difficult sometimes. “Everything’s computer”

First they claimed the Mall of America, now they’ve taken Great America! Actually, they can have that one.

I resemble this message.

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Why haven’t I heard about the Bermuda Triangle in like 15 - 20 years? Growing up in the 80s and 90s, I really thought it was going to be a bigger part of my adulthood.

Double feature idea:

Pause Nosferatu (once released at home) at the 59:43 mark and start The Last Voyage of the Demeter. Once that’s over, jump back into Nosferatu.

Sure you’ll miss the mustache during Demeter, but it’ll be a fun watch.

Funny. #CreatureCommandos is TVMA for Smoking. No other warnings. I just saw Eric Frankenstein squish some heads, The Bride pull out a guys heart and Dr. Phosphorus pull off someone’s face. I guess his flesh was smoking afterwards…

In all seriousness @jamesgunn.bsky.social this show is so good.

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live D*** in a Box - SNL Digital Short

Reminder to play this song at least once this Christmas.

The face I make when asked to do anything completely reasonable and within my scope of work in the middle of my workday.
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‘Sonic the Hedgehog 4’ in the Works for 2027 Release (EXCLUSIVE) Paramount is developing 'Sonic the Hedgehog 4' and will release the sequel in 2027.

Jim Carrey: I’m retired.

Paramount: *Drops off dump truck of Sonic Money.

Jim Carrey: I’ll play 9 members of the Robotnik Family.

Interesting. The fact that it came out less than a year apart is interesting. Some insider knowledge?

Chris Columbus: So it’s a movie about an 8 year old with sadistic psychopathic tendencies. He gets joy out of torturing and, by all intents and purposes, nearly murdering two small time crooks.

John Williams: I’ve got just the score.

Merry Simpsons Day to all who celebrate.

Film opens with a CNN news report:

“Owen Grady, Claire Dearing and Maisie Lockwood found mauled outside of their cabin by an adult and juvenile velociraptors.”

Saw this on FB. #starwars

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