Bit late to return to this, but I really enjoyed it! Fun mix of some familiar mashups of yours & new ones.
Still v. curious what a prompt of "how much of Hadestown could be mashed meeting your quality bar?" could entail given the fun single-song example in here. I think you're first to pull that in
10.11.2025 21:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start
If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street
02.11.2025 21:02 β π 2985 π 1201 π¬ 38 π 52
Magnus Store
Magnus Store
Very much overkill, but there's a New Zealand machinist that does lovely fidgets in titanium which might fit the bill:
magnusx.com
02.11.2025 22:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy Little Sunflower
31.10.2025 19:33 β π 611 π 89 π¬ 7 π 6
A speaker in front of a stage, presenting a graph of Time to First Byte before & after a speculation rules experiment, writeup at https://www.etsy.com/codeascraft/search-prefetching-performance
There's a sight to see, freshly published in time for #PerfNow. Talk by @tunetheweb.com , an excellent walkthrough on how to get the most out of a truly powerful tool
www.etsy.com/codeascraft/...
31.10.2025 14:06 β π 11 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
A speaker stands on stage at the Performance.now() 2025 conference, presenting a slide titled βLoAF Helpers: Advanced Debugging in DevTools.β The slide displays details about WebPerf Snippets and a highlighted URL link. The audience is seated in front of the stage, watching the presentation.
Huge thanks to @andydavies.me for mentioning the LoAF Helpers WebPerf Snippet at @perfnow.nl!
Honored to be part of the amazing Web Performance community π«Ά
π webperf-snippets.nucliweb.net/Interaction/...
#WebPerf #PerfNow #Performance #LoAF #INP #CoreWebVitals
31.10.2025 10:21 β π 18 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0
Performance expert Tim Kadlec on stage at the performance.now conference in Amsterdam.
βWe are the userβs line of defenceβ between automated tools that donβt offer accountability.
@tkadlec.bsky.social at #PerfNow
31.10.2025 09:05 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
GitHub - cloudflare/telescope: Cross-browser web performance testing agent
Cross-browser web performance testing agent. Contribute to cloudflare/telescope development by creating an account on GitHub.
Glad to announce that my team at @cloudflare.social released a 1.0.0 version of a cross-browser web performance testing agent that supports
Chrome, Firefox, Safari and Edge.
Thank you to @tkadlec.bsky.social for making it happen and writing most of the code so far!
github.com/cloudflare/t...
30.10.2025 14:32 β π 33 π 12 π¬ 0 π 1
It's nice to be back at the Zuiderkerk for #perfnow, having the conference in the same city & venue creates a comforting feeling of continuity.
Each morning starts with flaky croissants letting people settle in in for two days of lively talks & livelier hallway conversations. (and stroopwafel later)
30.10.2025 09:09 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
::view-transition-group(*) {
animation-duration: 3000ms;
}
::view-transition-group(*) { outline: 1px solid blue }
::view-transition-image-pair(*) { outline: 1px solid yellow }
::view-transition-old(*) { outline: 1px solid red }
::view-transition-new(*) { outline: 1px solid green }
This little snippet made debugging view transitions a lot easier
29.10.2025 18:29 β π 131 π 17 π¬ 2 π 1
I co-wrote a post on the Etsy engineering blog about implementing Speculation Rules API (SRA) to prefetch product listing pages from search results. And many thanks to @tunetheweb.com and @cdaveross.bsky.social for the help and support!
www.etsy.com/codeascraft/...
29.10.2025 17:37 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
YouTube video by PerformanceObserver
Fabulous fallbacks and further font fantasmagoria with Stoyan Stefanov | PerformanceObserver
Stoyan's video from his talk about fonts and layout shifts is now live!
cc @stoyan.me
#webperf
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaY8...
24.10.2025 17:10 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1
The Interim Computer Museum
If you loved the Living Computer Museum in Seattle as much as I did, you should know that SO MANY of those systems are still alive and running at icm.museum?donate under the same stewardship of Stephen Jones who was curator at LCM. You can visit OR connect remotely! DONATE AND DOUBLE YOUR DONATION!
23.10.2025 22:35 β π 159 π 44 π¬ 9 π 3
I've had a fantastic time after realizing I could commission my own set of otter emoji, in that vein: bsky.app/profile/noct...
23.10.2025 00:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
20.10.2025 03:35 β π 1852 π 472 π¬ 37 π 163
Much appreciated, I'm really looking forward to seeing the results of this
16.10.2025 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
PerformanceObserver: A virtual web perf meetup
Join the PerformanceObserver virtual performance meetup to get all the latest web performance news and hang out with the community.
Episode 7 is next week on Oct 23! Come join us live for access to Q&A and general chat!
We have @stoyan.me talking about font fallbacks and layout shift plus some extra time for an open discussion!
All details and add-to-calendar at performanceobserver.dev
14.10.2025 19:04 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1
Firefox now supports PerformanceEventTiming.interactionId, allowing developers to group related input events. This enables support for the Interaction to Next Paint (INP) responsiveness metric.
We want to congratulate @firefox.com and @firefoxperformance.bsky.social for shipping the Event Timing API in Firefox 144, meaning both INP (which is calculated from Event Timing) and LCP (that they shipped previously) can be measured in that browser. More Core Web Vitals for all!
5/7
14.10.2025 17:21 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1
Reading through it, I'm still baffled at what the final AI-extruded product what supposed to *be*.
I've seen myriad "we've come up with a possibly-new way to visualize preferences, let's use that to sell sponsored beer!" announcements, none of which panned out.
Glad the judges could call it out
13.10.2025 17:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
omg @amalelmohtar.com pointed out this is Garages vs Tigers and I canβt unsee it
11.10.2025 04:41 β π 60 π 5 π¬ 9 π 0
Act III: This City Made Us, by The Protomen
2 track album
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL.
03.10.2025 08:02 β π 47 π 30 π¬ 5 π 3
A closeup of a southern sea otter eating
Two southern sea otters float in the sea otter exhibit
A mother southern sea otter floats on her back while her pup rests on her chest
Two southern sea otters face the camera in the sea otter exhibit
Itβs hard to believe, but Sea Otter Awareness Week is overβ¦ βtil next year! Otters get their own week in September because theyβre the real MVPs (Most Voracious Predators) of the kelp forest. As a keystone species, they maintain the balance of the ecosystem by eating! Learn more: mbayaq.co/3IPiaE5
29.09.2025 16:52 β π 276 π 44 π¬ 6 π 3
Still possibly the greatest title drop in video games
24.09.2025 05:19 β π 575 π 166 π¬ 22 π 19
forgot to put this up somewhere so here you go. visualize your favorite zlib stream! lynn.github.io/flateview/
21.09.2025 10:56 β π 297 π 97 π¬ 21 π 6
A screenshot of a tumblr post reading:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?
The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.
Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.
Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
stuck in my head, for no reason
18.09.2025 06:51 β π 296 π 117 π¬ 5 π 1
the zoo has one of those mildly-threatening anti-shoplifting signs by the otter enclosure. in case someone tries to steal an otter
16.09.2025 17:35 β π 115 π 15 π¬ 9 π 1
Elote manatee π½
16.09.2025 00:02 β π 342 π 122 π¬ 2 π 2
Two-word first name! Was US fed govt (10 yrs CFPB & OFR), now @publicdigitalworks.bsky.social CEO. Philly born, Chicagoland mom, cat servant. She/her, bi/pan. π¬π
Profile pic: Black woman in yellow blouse with glasses & long dark brown locs
𦦠otter pictures posted every 12hrs β’ π€
β’ ex-Head of Frontend Development @ Government Digital Service (GDS).
β’ Passionate about #webperf & F1.
β’ Cancer survivor (grade 3 brain cancer, I named Gary).
β’ Don't blame my employer for the dumb things I say.
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βοΈπ Weapons of Math Destruction https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapons_of_Math_Destruction
ostensibly fionna adams.
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Posts lyrics from The Protomen: Acts I and II (Plus Liner notes and bonus tracks) every thirty minutes. Not affiliated with the band. Enjoy!
i used to take pictures of crows, but it's been a while
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