I have not, I’ve always had pretty good luck with good old isopropyl.

I everything on that list with the exception of ranch dressing which, despite my Great Lakes region roots, I find absolutely fucking vile.

Glad the Super Bowl is over so we can move on to the next moral panic. Surely something will happen at the Olympics that Republican ‘thought leaders’ can feign anger at.

Surprised to see the actual faction names here and not, like, ‘Planet Consumers’ or ‘Sons of Evil’ or some shit. Guessing Gee Dubs wasn’t as aggressive about their IP when this was released?

I don’t really follow football, but haven’t they been mad at the last several halftime shows? Like, it’s a yearly thing now isn’t it?

This guy is lucky he got a job when he did. DHS can’t be more than six months away from using phrenology to screen candidates.

Interested to see how the SLC thing plays out. The Mormons have a history of not being, uh, super cozy with the federal government and have a weird prepper/survivalist thing going, with lots of guns. But they’re also pretty Republican.

No idea how this plays out, but it should be interesting.

Seems fucking nuts. Like, they couldn’t find a country that isn’t descending into chaos, and that is actually interested in soccer?

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She gives me the heebie jeebies

Super cool, and I love that you gave them a name and a purpose, and not just ‘here’s a space greeble thingy’.

There’s a non-zero chance that he was dumped not because his employees executed two people, but because Trump didn’t like seeing how everyone clowned on Greggy for being dwarfed by his security detail, getting heckled in Target, and looking like a shrill little dork with a Napoleon complex.

okay hear me out

I guess the only bright side here is that that little dork is more interested in being out on the street terrorizing random people than he is actually doing his job and managing the whole fucked up enterprise.

She has a movie? Like, a real movie and not a Cinemax soft-porn movie?

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

Shoutout to the staffer that chose the ‘double handjob’ pic for this article. Someone at WSJ is doing the Lourd’s Work.

The trick is to load up your plate with the
the ‘one other thing’.

This is a high quality take.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Damn, that would have been hours of entertainment.

Josh Mandel?

This is very optimistic. I’m leaning towards that war crime Seal Chief or a UFC fighter.

He’s the poster child for short-man syndrome.

I was standing quarterdeck watch on the USS Whidbey Island, docked in Genoa for to the week. If the apocalypse kicked off I only had 5 rounds of 00 buckshot on me and, more importantly,was worried that Liberty call would get cancelled the next day.

There’s a niche market for Trader Joe’s workers who don’t aggressively ask you what your plans are for the day despite using every possible social cue to signal ‘I’m fucking tired and just want some lazy dinner ingredients’.

Didn’t know that was a thing. Here I was thinking you just had to scare the person to make hiccups go away, or give them Thorazine.

Same

Some say on a quiet night if you listen carefully, you can hear the sounds of his angelic voice singing “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” being carried on the wind.

Honestly ‘golden fleet’ and ‘Trump Class’ are a brilliant way to appeal to ‘ol Dumbfuck and ensure that funding gets through Congress. Non-zero chance that we start seeing aerospace/military companies start branding their newest prototypes with dumb shit like this.

Honestly British ship names are cool as fuck. Much cooler than calling this ship, like, USS Altoona or some shit.