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There but for the grace of clowns go I ✨he/him ✨Welcome to the Anthrobscene Located on unceded Ohlone territory. Content automagically deleted periodically.

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Latest posts by ohno.computer on Bluesky

14.08.2025 00:04 — 👍 476    🔁 82    💬 17    📌 8

I found a clisp based browser imma do it

14.08.2025 06:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

year of emacs on the desktop

14.08.2025 05:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

nothing that the fascists are doing is a "distraction" there is no real secret smart plan they're hiding from you. they are base and venal and act on every impulse as soon as it enters their heads.

11.08.2025 14:10 — 👍 101    🔁 25    💬 4    📌 0

Yes and they literally published a roadmap. Bastards doing what they told us they would be doing

11.08.2025 14:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi, I'm gadget, and I move out to playa tomorrow! During the event, I will be with abstininthe this year.

27.07.2025 04:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This shot from burning man before I start going, let alone started building roads in that blasted desert, is an amazing mix of HEaT and art and I love it.

27.07.2025 04:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls

26.07.2025 16:17 — 👍 4382    🔁 1087    💬 6    📌 0
cartoon panel of a newscaster, word bubbles read

today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves!

now here's Tom with the weather!

cartoon panel of a newscaster, word bubbles read today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves! now here's Tom with the weather!

News Flash:

30.10.2023 15:47 — 👍 275    🔁 55    💬 7    📌 3

even when the truth
isn't hopeful
the telling of it is

—Andrea Gibson

18.07.2025 15:52 — 👍 78    🔁 23    💬 0    📌 1
an employee wanted sign that reads, "Join our team. Now hiring: MEAT."

an employee wanted sign that reads, "Join our team. Now hiring: MEAT."

Good morning to job hunting 2025

13.07.2025 13:21 — 👍 5130    🔁 799    💬 231    📌 126
My Own Bare Hands (Official Music Video) - Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
YouTube video by Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits My Own Bare Hands (Official Music Video) - Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits

Current mood:

"...& the world
Feels like a lake of sand
That is falling through my bare hands
Wish I could find somebody to blame
Cause if it was just one man
I could solve this with my own bare hands
& we’d all wink and say ain’t it a shame"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1_D...

07.07.2025 13:58 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Simpson’s meme of the bus driver saying “don’t make me tap the sign.” The sign says THE SOUTH IS FULL OF GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE ON YOUR SIDE THAT ARE HELD BACK BY GERRYMANDERING DISENFRANCHISEMENT AND REGRESSIVE POLICIES

Simpson’s meme of the bus driver saying “don’t make me tap the sign.” The sign says THE SOUTH IS FULL OF GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE ON YOUR SIDE THAT ARE HELD BACK BY GERRYMANDERING DISENFRANCHISEMENT AND REGRESSIVE POLICIES

05.07.2025 15:52 — 👍 806    🔁 265    💬 8    📌 6

I mean god bless the troops and all but squirt isn't pee

02.07.2025 11:15 — 👍 236    🔁 37    💬 22    📌 4
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Millhouse, full of beans, holds up for Bart’s perusal a glossy 8 x 10 of Alf, only Alf’s body has been replaced by a feminine form with shapely and desirable buttocks. 

Millhouse (full, as I said, of beans) says to a nonplussed Bart, “Remember Alf? He’s back, in PAWG form.”

Millhouse, full of beans, holds up for Bart’s perusal a glossy 8 x 10 of Alf, only Alf’s body has been replaced by a feminine form with shapely and desirable buttocks. Millhouse (full, as I said, of beans) says to a nonplussed Bart, “Remember Alf? He’s back, in PAWG form.”

im sorry

28.06.2025 06:07 — 👍 759    🔁 83    💬 51    📌 12
Post image 28.06.2025 17:42 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

That bitch over there constantly rolling their boulder up a hill.

22.06.2025 16:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it

21.06.2025 12:21 — 👍 30901    🔁 10129    💬 459    📌 1225

The carcinization of climate control architecture.

21.06.2025 15:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So yeah @bsky.app about that warrant canary I asked about 6 months ago?

21.06.2025 00:10 — 👍 401    🔁 101    💬 7    📌 1
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"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about." ~Mark Twain

19.06.2025 23:21 — 👍 11181    🔁 1953    💬 222    📌 69

part of me is thinking it has to be a bit but most of me is remembering that people just got on the internet and post.

20.06.2025 23:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, no. So bloody tired at the insistence of decorum above everything else.

20.06.2025 12:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fuck yea birria

19.06.2025 20:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 19.06.2025 14:05 — 👍 122    🔁 20    💬 0    📌 0

Leftists don't train with and carry firearms for show. We carry them because right-wingers keep shooting and killing us.

If this comrade had not sprinted across a field and disabled the shooter with a single shot from an AR-15, many more people would have died.

18.06.2025 21:21 — 👍 246    🔁 25    💬 2    📌 1

Buddy, they don't even let me hump the car.

17.06.2025 12:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gotta do what we gotta do.... Using it to combat LLM gatekeeping on job searches seems fine compared to using it to avoid paying for creative work. Hoping the job search goes somewhere soon <3

16.06.2025 13:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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