Chris Breen

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"

Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

I'm seeing positivity for Jon Ossoff on the timeline so I just want to remind everyone that he is the only Democrat to break ranks and vote against a Biden federal judge appointment.

He did it because the judge had moved a trans woman that was being raped in men's prison to a women's prison.

no disrespect, but I'm not subscribing to your Substack for reasons that should be obvious if you google words like "substack" and "nazis"

ICE is executing Americans and terrorizing our communities.

And Trump is asking for a blank check to continue funding this campaign of terror.

I voted NO, and every member of the Senate should too. Not another dollar for ICE.

American Gothic, 2026
Original on iPad

“The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions that have been concealed by the answers”. James Baldwin

ICE has murdered another American in cold blood, and they've already started lying about it. Don't let them.

This cannot continue. We have to stand up and stand together to demand an end to this campaign of terror.

Stop funding ICE.

ICE out of our cities
ICE out of our country
ICE out of existence

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TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.

They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.

ME: Can you come back later?

THEM: Why, are you busy now?

ME: No, it's just that I won't be here later.

Thank you, from one of your constituents. The next step is to abolish ICE. There is no reforming possible.

nuremberg trials are the compromise position

I refuse to accept anything other than the resignation and immediate retirement of all of these fucking corporate candy-ass Democratic cowards.

They’ve lost the right to do anything but get out of the way and live in disgrace for the rest of their days.

Funding this administration is treason

Life would be a lot easier if people stopped doing things I don't like.

Man, every time these losers decide to get on the internet and lie about "what libs are doing" I'm like, I fucken wish dude, that'd be cool as hell.

Matt, despondent at the new.

It's a DORK TOWER WEDNESDAY (special Thursday edition). Newsy new strip up at the Mothership, now!

www.dorktower.com/2026/01/15/1...

Repost/Reblog/Repeat, but most of all, TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER!

If they cared about following the rules, they would already be following them.

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/

This short film is, in my opinion, a masterpiece. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread)

1. Pat Bagley

Marc Murphy
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The Department of Justice investigated Louisville policing and in a 50-page report found systemic racism and abuses, without even mentioning the FOP. Now, the resulting consent decree has been abandoned by Pam Bondi’s DOJ. The investigation and report buried, like Breonna herself.

Sigh. Once again, if you are warning us about fascism while posting on Substack you’re asking us to do work YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 WILLING 👏 TO 👏 DO.

Translating my reactions to texts:

👍= I did not read your text

😂= Your text was a failed attempt at humor

‼️= seems bad, but not my problem

❤️= I missed hitting the 👍

“It speaks for itself” also assumes that everyone has seen the post/heard the remark/read the article. I’m continually surprising my family/friends with comments that they have no clue what I’m talking about because they aren’t on social media and MSM isn’t covering it.

“AI”: A Dedicated Fact-Failing Machine, or, Yet Another Reason Not to Trust It For Anything I search my name on a regular basis, not only because I am an ego monster (although I try not to pretend that I’m not) but because it’s a good way for me to find reviews, end-of-the-yea…

Today in "Don't Trust AI to Tell You Facts": How several different "AI" programs messed up the simple fact of to whom I dedicated a book, and what that means for how much you should trust "AI" to tell you the truth about things (spoiler: not much at all):

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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Which of your essays is your favorite, and why? (fun to write, felt the strongest about the topic, etc.) And we should probably exclude the Lost reviews, since I’m sure those were all fun to write.