I invented a new type of gun that uses AI to shoot the shooter directly in the foot. This is my genius.
27.01.2026 18:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@ubiety.bsky.social
Living through another mass extinction. Fits the general description of a xennial. PNW
I invented a new type of gun that uses AI to shoot the shooter directly in the foot. This is my genius.
27.01.2026 18:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YOU POSTED IT TWICE?!
Got a ratio fetish or something?
Anybody in the #PNW know why there's a whole bunch of Army helicopters flying around?
#Portland #Seattle #Medford #JBLM
I hope his fucking plane crashes.
26.01.2026 21:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Comply or die."
26.01.2026 19:30 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"hard-line"?
How about "tyrannical"?
"Kill the poor" is the GOP motto.
26.01.2026 17:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can't be mad at Trump for this one, sorry. He said what we all want to say to Ted Cruz.
26.01.2026 17:02 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For now. It'll inevitably become "we're here to kill you all, you can fight or flee or beg for your life, but you're dead either way."
Fascism only moves in one direction, & the only way to stop it is to get rid of the fascists. There's no concessions or bargaining. They just have to be squashed.
This conversation has taken an extremely interesting twist and now I'm wondering exactly who the people are who are talking to this TV news guy. They have a way with wording their questions that makes me think they're trying to get very specific info from him.
I wonder if they're recording this?
Shut em down, Minnesota.
25.01.2026 03:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's a guy here who is a local news person, and he's gossiping loudly with a couple about all the local TV news people and whether or not they're assholes. They keep throwing names at him and he renders a verdict. Not something I ever thought I'd be present for in this particular spot.
#barlife
They're packing it into a warehouse alongside the Ark of the Covenant.
25.01.2026 02:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our government has turned on us.
Past time to remove them. All of them.
For a short time, definitely. But the general population doesn't have the firepower that the military does. Drones, bombs, I mean let's include nukes in this because everything is insane anyway. The biggest military in the world is controlled by fascists.
24.01.2026 18:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0They don't need to take over the whole country. They just need to kill a few thousand people, which they can do easily in any city. Tiananmen Square as a reference.
Americans like to talk a lot of shit, but the vast majority would probably keep their heads down after one or two of those massacres.
At this point, the first ICE agent to be shot and killed by an American is going to trigger martial law. The American people can't fight off the U.S. armed forces.
And yes, they will find plenty of troops loyal to Trump who are perfectly willing to kill their own people. ICE is proof of that.
I'm very concerned about what's going to happen to him in there. If he "commits suicide", I hope his family get the best lawyers on the planet to uncover the truth.
24.01.2026 17:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think in this case "established" means "politically connected" via GOP donations and backroom deals.
24.01.2026 17:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If he schmoozes Trump in just the right way, he'll be set free.
24.01.2026 04:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If this film doesn't win an Oscar, Trump's gonna invade Paraguay.
24.01.2026 02:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some of them probably don't know how to tie their own shoes. They might need to learn how bank accounts work so they can be paid. Probably need to learn how to actually operate their weapons correctly so they don't accidentally shoot themselves in their freshly-tied boots.
23.01.2026 02:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The first cops in America were slave catchers. It's always about hunting people for sport.
22.01.2026 17:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They broke it because they could. They can't be arrested for property damage, or murder.
21.01.2026 17:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Look at how deteriorated he is.
I love that for him.
It feels SO GOOD to read these words, I don't care if they're wrong it just feels good...
21.01.2026 04:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perhaps they meant to say "deranged".
21.01.2026 03:29 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's not even interesting, and these are people who were famous 25 years ago. Like, it *really* doesn't matter.
21.01.2026 02:46 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They are, by keeping him propped up and yammering while they pillage and plunder and terrorize the planet.
21.01.2026 00:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0