Sam

I don't think they're mad at you. They're just mad they can't agree publicly or else they'll have to add it to the definition.

Merryweather

#birdbot

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

They are a lifestyle. You have to change your life to fit them. They do not adapt, we do.

Tiktok is back, get your vids!

I only do it for things next to me. People wear their seat belt in my passenger seats or else my car isn't in drive.

Silly boys say!

It's hard not saying anything. But I also haven't found the right words yet. I'm upset. But I'm glad we can stay in touch. And I'm glad I still have the silly boys video saved. It's good for warming the heart on days like this.

Sorry but I think that's your life now

A list of my seven favourite metal band names from around the world…

7. Aggressive Snail Attack (Croatia)
6. Teddy Bear Autopsy (Czech Republic)
5. We Butter the Bread with Butter (Germany)
4. Depressed Mode (Finland)
3. Lobster Apocalypse (US)
2. Bathtub Shitter (Japan)
1. Destiny Potato (Serbia)

Guinness the black cat seated beside an office chair, looking directly up at the camera.

OH HEY

JUST SUPERVISING YOU WHILE YOU WORK

YOU’RE DOING A GREAT JOB

Twitter is way too maga and Threads seems to be nothing but reposts and AI. Please, bsky, be normal. I don't want my doom scrolling to be literal doom.

I'm so angry. How did your camera manage to capture those colors? Literally just got done trying and it turns out a disappointment.

#birdbot

dang... so many things i want to draw... not enough skill to draw them (yet)

Vibes