Zerthyam

Classic

I fingle hingle ningle

"I'd rather if she was going to fuckle some ningle, I'd rather have her mingle an 8 fongle tall ningle worth a hingle millongle dingles! Like a bingle plingle! I guess we're all a little ringle. Fingle ningle." - Hunk Hongle

Back in my day, dudes who wanted to fuck cartoon horses were only bullied and shunned. And now they send the entire yakuza after your ass.

Fuuuuck dude, shapes used to be the SHIT back in the kindergarten. Pair them up with some colors too and I'm going fucking bonkers all day. Miss, you mean to tell me... this motherfucking TRIANGLE has three points, right here and now? And it's just sitting there? And it's also goddamn GREEN? Bussin'

Aliens going to finally get enough courage to come down and say hi to us, only to be met with a squadron of 50 unpiloted soulless flying machines engineered by sleep deprived psychopaths unleashing a barrage of 3 fucktillion rockets each capable of leveling a small country.

Oh you're studying political science? Name every lie.

I think it would be cool to cosplay as the third person to walk on the moon, no one would be able to guess it.

I'm so emotionally vulnerable right now if anyone wants to groom me, it'd be easier than taking robux from a child with a fake phising website.

How Trump feels like after using Vshojo to take attention away from the Epstein files.

wake up its fucking monday

It's better to have two hamsters in air fryer than 1 in a pan.

Zinnia, Valley's Voice {U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Bird Bard Flying Zinnia gets +X/+0, where X is the number of other creatures you control with base power 1. Creature spells you cast have offspring {2}. (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, when that creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.)

Sonic the Hedgehog {1}{U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Hedgehog Warrior Haste Gotta Go Fast — Whenever Sonic the Hedgehog attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with flash or haste. Whenever a creature you control with flash or haste is dealt damage, create a tapped Treasure token.

Oh important MTG tech

If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant

Scientist is the most Reddit sounding profession ever.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Science! 🤓☝️"

The hell you mean French is the language of love? If some dude said to me "Je will le smeaux toi asseuxe"I would throw up.

Me at the house of parliament showing vital proof of the rodent infestation in farms: "Here, hare hair"
Everyone else: "hear hear"

What's the superpower that is opposite of empathy? Cuz I watched a cake in the shape of a bunny being eaten and it only made me wince once, so I'm pretty sure I have it.

Dating game is fucked. If you're a guy, from age 13, you have to compete with celebrities and politicians for girls your age.

"Six shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves"
"Maybe with your gun, Patriot"

"Solid or a Phantom, I bet he still feels Pain" - Metal Gear

"I can't see him, that Snake... it's like he's invisible. But it can't be, he's solid!"

"Computing doesn't have "real" rng"
Okay, nerd, explain the tiny people in my PC rolling dice then

Call me Mr. Horse Tranquilizer, cuz I make bitches stop in their tracks.

THEY'RE GOING TO DO WHAT TO SEED????

The western equivalent of a kung fu master catching a fly with chopsticks is a medieval knight slicing a fly in half with a butter knife.

I'm a fan of Ado, so I don't kill myself because it would probably make her sad to know her fan killed himself.

Every roguelike is just a commentary about nepotism.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but kisses make me pregnant.

Revolutionary idea: app that sends an image you're looking at to all your friends whenever it detects you laughing. Instant funny meme sharing with all your friends.

Throw me into the nightmare blunt rotation and I'll come back pregnant.