Piss Wizard

I thought this day would never come.

Today is Kirby’s GOTCHA DAY! 5 years with this little guy. He’s the nicest, sweetest, spiciest little dude, and every day he wakes me up demanding food has been amazing.

Kirby was wearing a funny hat today.

Even though he was named in the intro since the first season of 30 Rock, whenever they have Pete significant screen time it felt like a Nikki and Paolo situation.

Looks like Fandom got videogames.com when you guys left. Nuke.com appears to be up for grabs though.

Kirby, a mackerel tabby cat is lounging on a red blanket.

Important Kirby update:

You said it, gonzo. That’s why I left.

No fun allowed

Isn’t that what the medals are for?

I bet none of the AIs know what the cool S is.

deactivated my twitter account today. After 3 weeks not going on the site I started getting notifications and emails despite having all that shit turned off. It was like a parasite that stopped getting fed and was freaking out. Every post I saw was rage bait. Good riddance.

I bought the first one and tried to convince myself that it was just like Final Fight but even then I knew I was a liar.

the first (and only) stop on the "information super-highway"

When Steve Jobs says he “plays the orchestra” this is what he was talking about. Because he played them.

It was truly just like the movies.

He has been an unwelcome and near-constant presence in my life for the past 10 years and I need it to end, and it can only end one way. I need it to happen, i need this to be over.

We’re seeing levels of “it’s over” not yet recorded by man.

I want mandatory concealed carry for all Portland lawyers. Everyone is packing but you can’t tell where they’re keeping it.

All meetings taken on jet skis.

Best Chino Moreno side project??

Not that I doubt this, but I was on there for 17 years and it only pushed me further to the left.

Fuck, I was going back and forth for the last month between this and the retroid pocket 6, but this pushed me over the edge into getting the Thor.

THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING PRISON

My wife made lemon bars, and she says she read the recipe wrong and used double the butter in the crust, and let me tell you, these are the best lemon bars I've ever had.

1997 was a year of revelations for many of us.

Eventually you’re gonna get to “Torn” and then it’s all over.

If you participate in online betting or gambling I absolutely think less of you as a person.

The value for shareholders

His own weinermobile