The Water Cooler Dictator

Worse than Bambi imo

A medium shot of New York Mets manager Bobby Valentine sitting in the dugout, wearing a dark blue t-shirt, a black baseball cap, and dark sunglasses. He has a prominent, makeshift fake mustache made of two strips of black eye-black tape applied to his upper lip.

I'm ready to be healed

Wearing a waistcoat to the bar and the boys are all lining up to finger the fabric, their faces hot with jealousy

"Canada has no good hockey players anymore"

This is like covering yourself in honey and then going for a hike in the mountains

Canadian dads, highly recommend you do this. They have a bench and scraps of wood. You can test any tool you want. It's super cool

This isn't a one or the other situation

I would wish the worst things imaginable on whoever would be dumb enough to do this

I fucking love those things. Also the ones out of balsa wood.

Dude, I could just take shavings of scraps of wood all day and be in heaven

I'm at Lee Valley testing hand planes and this is like sex for middle aged dads

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

And you managed to post this without drafts. Incredible

My favourite Noem moment might be when she tried to use a Chicago police station as a public toilet and they told he to beat it.

When Jon Bernthal is a good guy, there is no one I love to watch more beat up the bad guys.
When Jon Bernthal is the bad guy, there is no bad guy I love to watch more get the crap kicked out of him.

Smith is a quick study

At this point, everyone has to assume they're a potential target.
Sounds like quoting the Purge or something

You're assuming your documentation actually matters

A story that could only be written in this timeline

The bond between a master and their equipment is strong.

The scale depends on the scale of the task

No one saying hot dogs
Weird

I will watch anything with Will Poulter in it

Fair

I can't believe that I am with Leafer. Celery is great for building flavour like in a mirepoix but it has to be finely diced for me. Big hunks of stringy celery is off-putting

That was why I added the caveat for blue cheese which I think used properly is quite good but I find it often isn't

I know they are and nope

3?
Liver 🤢
Ranch dressing 🤢🤢
Canned tuna 🤢🤢🤢

I'm not crazy about blue cheese but I think it's more a usage issue than the cheese

One of my underrated talents is I am really good at weighing out stuff on a scale. Like I can dial it in right down to the thousandth of a gram.
I should have been a chemist or even a drug dealer