The best at head colds

You know in your heart he just remixed this one

I don’t want “retire to play golf while people say rude things about you on the internet” I want - at minimum - serious jail time

none of them should ever have peace again

Finally, some hot aliens

A breakdown of voter turnout in 2024. Even if you write off everyone who didn’t vote you’re still the minority opinion and are speaking to an increasingly smaller group

As we lurch into 2026, time for you to join the winning team, KHive

Only a few more weeks till we can kill this shitshow abomination of a year with cleansing fire(works)

People out here yelling about expanding the Supreme Court when the cheaper solution is to just reduce it by 6

“Presidents can’t do [x]”

No one is buying that in 2025

there are more important things in life than money, such as being followed by hot women online

Free gravel for life and I am becoming America’s infrastructure baron. An entire gravel based economy where everyone is employed making roads and landscaping and such I will become a God

You’ve already heard him

Tired of all these “ah, well nevertheless” examples

CEO Brian Thompson of UnitedHealthcare. No he didn’t actually say that, because life came at him pretty fast

“AI is going to revolutionize the prior approval process! Good for shareholders, good for healthcare”

Is Pantone prepping the field with the feds to buy Sherwin-Williams or something?

Brian Thompson, CEO of UnitedHealthCare and greedy soulless ghoul, who in this day in 2024 got murked by an unknown assailant who has not been identified properly to this day and even if they were identified correctly no they weren’t

one year anniversary, how are you observing the occasion?

Hell yeas

Movie poster for the brothers McMullen

John Mahoney (RIP), good actor

Movie poster for The Family McMullen (2025)

Edward Burns you are 57 years old man when are you gonna lean in to your career calling as a character actor?

John Mahoney was 56 when the brothers McMullen was in theaters and now Edward Burns is 57 in the Family McMullen and if Edward Burns is on Bluesky I hope he read that

Judge Scarecrow from the Dark knight rises

Hey you know who’s starting to make some sense?

Toss Grunley says:

“Your top song BoJack's Theme (Full Length) by Patrick Carney, Ralph Carney” from my Spotify wrapped

I’ve been dealing with some shit

This one was probably the first time I thought an Onion article’s satire was too easily conflatable with real life

Jade helm is now the the best deal they’d get in a healthy society

Get in line fella!

Giving you a like for that and I hope you see it

d a m n

His ai looks like a shitty colonel mustard

New “I miss her terribly” just dropped

That’s not working in your favor either

Who cares what the French think of die hard?

I took a four hour “nap” last night in lieu of a good nights rest