Ghostbusters novelization cash grab

Former FBI agent who would much rather you stopped resisting

C’mon

hope everyone's strapped in for an exceedingly normal day online tomorrow

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

which nfl coach looks the most like a vehicular manslaughter mugshot brought to life?

i need bluesky to add drafts and/or polls immediately

Lmao

Right?!

Can I say something without everyone getting mad

Pro tip: watching Kpop Demon Hunters counts as a Halloween movie

probably because of all the lies

One billion of them are telling you that your trust and safety policies are garbage, your moderation is capricious, and your CEO lacks credibility with the users

Videos Appear To Show Chicago Cops Caught In ICE Tear Gas Cloud

Videos posted on social media appear to show Chicago Police officers getting caught in clouds of tear gas as ICE agents clashed with local protesters

Go find an adult and give them the phone

Paul Frazee

I’ve been handed a note by the backstage manager: He will not come back out on stage and chop it up with you guys until you stop making fun of the devs

a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . Alt: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .

Mariners won a playoff game

Brash Dingler

“We need to get serious. Break out the “

Just nonstop winning in the emerald city this weekend

We’ve already got plenty of people able to live post through this why don’t you go get a little more direct in your opposition

I was hoping someone would make this very joke so thank you

Bazardo Dingler

“I am the terror on the night! I am: “

Polanco seems to understand the adornment

for the rest of tonight we’re going to ignore the horrors on this app because i genuinely love the community i personally have found here and i want to be silly with my friends

4 panels of the homer simpson disappearing into the bush meme. 1st panel, he’s out of the bush: OUTTA HERE, FOR NOW; HAVE FUN FUCKING BEANS, MAKING DICK JOKES OR WHATEVER 35 Y/O CHILDREN "POSTERS" DO FOR A LIVING 2nd panel, hes sinking back into the bush: SICK OF BEING IN A PLACE W/ DEEPLY UNSERIOUS CLOWNS, EMBARRASSING TO TELL MY PARTNER HALF THE SHIT PPL DO HERE 3rd, he’s completely hidden 4th panel, he pops back out randomly: MIGHT KEEP MY NSFW FOR AN OCCASIONAL RELEASE, BUT SADLY THE NSFW SCENE HERE IS NONEXISTENT LOL

everyone saying they’re leaving for threads or mastodon or whatever:

They’re…. right?

Say the line Ron

Tampa bay offensive players of the week: the Seattle defensive line

Shut up and give me your lunch money nerd

Getting rinsed, by TAMPA, in a home game. Not 24 hours after getting smacked upside the head by Detroit in a playoff home game.

Everyone gets to call n sock tomorrow

Sam Darnold, pondering his choices

“Sam, try executing the play like we practiced”

Sam Neill in full on goblin mode in Event Horizon (1997)

This Seahawks gameis going great! Couldn’t be happier with our offense

Hot take: the owning class captured entertainment, art, education, banking, legal, the social, logistics, etc. and then moved everything online in the name of progress and then enshitified it to death on the alter of capital. Now they want to infuse AI into its robot corpse.