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World’s oldest-known wild bird lays egg in Hawaii at age 74 Wisdom the Laysan albatross has laid what experts estimate may be her 60th egg, and her first in four years

Wisdom the albatross proves age is just a number—at 74, she’s laid her 60th egg! While most retirees are sipping piña coladas, she’s still flying oceans and raising chicks. Who’s the real bird boss of Hawaii now?

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