Jay mc.

Spot on. So we're not enamoured with his selections. Will I accept it for 7th place? All. Fucking. Day.

Consistently grinds out results in games we would have lost in previous seasons. Wait till the youngsters come thru, we get some full backs. Put some respect on his name ffs.

I was gonna wait till later but I realised time is an artificial construct.

I dunno who to blame. It was all just shite. Good job I'm already drunk. Hic.

Bizarre how I've just read this after watching it. He eviscerated it. Brilliant. 👌

He seems like an intelligent lad. You've gotta admit the calibre of signings since moyes came in has risen. When all these kids mature, we'll be flying.

It was probably when an array of the worlds foremost experts in neo natal care said she's innocent. That bit.

Octupi are insane. 3 hearts, no bones, no central nervous system, blue blood laced with copper. They're fucking aliens man.

Superb trivia. 👌😁

Now burnhams out, the candidates to replace him are far worse.

Ted sagar?

I'll check it out. Cheers. ✌️

Phwoar. Hello there sweetlips. ❤️

Was that the everton crank one? Caused murders. 😁I thought it was azul but he denies it.

She wrote the greatest lyrics ever.. "don't you think my breasts are small and humble? So you don't confuse them, with mountains. Superb. 👌

Wow, that's crazy. Get well soon. 🙏💙

I refused to believe 3 different doctors who told me I was having panic attacks and I was convinced it was my heart. They were right. Got medication. I'm fine now.

Deffo. You see the police interviews. Grim viewing like.

Eek!

That lucy letby documentary on netflix has burnt my head out. I just can't decide weather she's guilty or not and I hate not knowing. 🤔

And this is why your our favourite doctor.

Had a dream I was being chased by peter mandelson in his Y fronts. Scary stuff. 😱

a golden retriever puppy sits on a gray ottoman in profile, casting the most ruthless side eye directly at you. the dog’s wearing an impeccable blue rain jacket with a hood, patterned all over with bright yellow rubber duckies. he’d like to remind you that no rain is necessary to have nice drip.

This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)

Moyes has realised he can't buy a team to win the Premier league so he's gonna create one from kids. He's playing 4d chess. Show the man some respect. 😁

On the anniversary of the UK leaving the EU, it is worth hearing once again the many benefits of Brexit, clearly articulated by those who voted for it.

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at his nose and saying hi im an idiot . ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at his nose and saying hi im an idiot .

That's better.

Next to my bed for when I can't sleep. It really helps. 😁

Happy birthday my mate. You look about 40 you twat. Have a boss day 🎂💙

Speak for yourself!

My mistake, it's a lawn mower.