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@lightningchris.bsky.social

Ex This. That & The Other. Red Wine. Rock n Roll. Real Ale. Lancashire by Birth. Wirral by Postcode. Nottingham at Heart. "Stick it where it Fucking Well Hurts"

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Pretty standard. I usually get stuff our Amber wants and that which is not devoured gets taken back to her Mothers so Im feeding my ex wife by proxy too!

08.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have all this to look forward to come September.

08.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€£πŸ‘

08.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I didn't know what you were talking about I'd be worried about what a 'Sloppy Out' was. It sounds very you anyway.

08.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like a Top Cat spin off that didn't quite hit the same hights.

08.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's like the Queen re carryimg money isn't she?

08.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meanwhile at 'Casa Wooly' ...

07.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I include Ebbo as Arbiter. The best of us have to stand and lead against the 'Horror of Huyton' the 'The Shithouse of Sheffield' Our drinks & menus must no longer be defiled by this Man's flagrant disregard for his own tastebuds! #Wool

07.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHITTING HELL IS THAT!!! @harrymcnally.bsky.social @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social @iggypopbarker.bsky.social @yakhunt.net @cambo69.bsky.social

07.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Say What???

07.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Coooooorrrrrr!!

07.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Its been out a while & the tour is long done... but as I finish the next book, here's a reminder of the antidote to rumours about secret passages, ship timbers & claims to be the oldest pub!

Out now via all good (and bad) booksellers:
triskeleheritage.triskelepublishing.com/historic-bui...

06.02.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Now Venezuela has a solid 4-4-2 Political approach with Ivan Campo, Carlos Valderama & Ronnie Rosenthal on the bench, Big Sam is the only sensible choice.

04.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Funniest ... so no chance for Camp Al.

04.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He'll be dancing like Oli Reed on The Word next!

04.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As they need to be super strength to hold back the toxins from your food waste to stop contaminating local water scources and prompting the Wool Zombie apocolypse.

04.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Usually it is.

03.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No doubt Mandelson will be applying shortly.

02.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it 'Fell Over' Ken? We both did a lot of that in the 90's

02.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And Heaven knows You're Miserable now ..

01.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What say you @harrymcnally.bsky.social ? Quite Sir Roger!

01.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very @harrymcnally.bsky.social don't you think? @bsrg1.bsky.social

01.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh ... the high life of Yop Tanle Casz eh?

01.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of Stew Pot's lesser know sayings? I could crush a grape! I could wrestle an Action Man! I could Bamboozle a Therapist!

31.01.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eddie Munster meets Russ Abbott?

30.01.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had cold meats and washed them down with a nice *Cianti ... wait... checks notes...*budgetlager

30.01.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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No sign of you when I went through on Sunday. I thought you be on the platform waiting for a kerfuffle! Disappointing.

30.01.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You go and see Uncle Nev. She goes the races. Simple.

30.01.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social that.

30.01.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bravo. Ken. Bravo *doffscap

30.01.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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