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Ex This. That & The Other. Red Wine. Rock n Roll. Real Ale. Lancashire by Birth. Wirral by Postcode. Nottingham at Heart. "Stick it where it Fucking Well Hurts"

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Lord Casz Lucan Von Shergar has just booked in Manuel. Afford him all courtesy. This is his Valet Senor Nicious Dimmus

12.12.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahhh .... Less last minute calls from the 'Toilet' half an hour before he should be clocking on etc?

12.12.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or duvets.

12.12.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a wonderful story. Up there with Ozzy being told to wear gloves to do a burglary so he wore fingerless ones (a story I heard him recount) to the bloke in the US who tbought Lemon Juice on his face would mean he coukdn't be seen on CCTV as he robbed a bank. 'But I was wearing The Juice'!!

12.12.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This has to stop Casz. You can't allow this in your newly slimmed down workforce. My 17yr old Daughter drinks Rose with Olives and Bread & olive oil and I'm nowhere NEAR your level of Poncing.

12.12.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Carling is bad enough but TOP is quite simply Philestine!! Have you taught him nothing beyond skip filling at the speed of sound?

12.12.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's vicariously Wool that Lad!

12.12.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoyment is currently in very short supply tbh.

12.12.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hes probably expecting a McDonalds, 8 pints in the Prenton & a bag of 'Monkey Dust' rather than refined evening of Spanish meats, olives & a cheese platter etc.

12.12.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im in a Liverpool city centre pub meeting a mate for pInt and to sign something. Bad idea as I'm now at EVERYONE elses office Xmas do. Very Wool idea this Bri! FFS...

12.12.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brilliant. Ken. ๐Ÿคฃ

10.12.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brilliant that Bruce!๐Ÿคฃ

10.12.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At last. An acceptable meal from Bri. The miracle of Christmas.

10.12.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. It's great I went there loads when I was on tour. Oddest gig was on a boat called 'The Renfrew Ferry'. Shes mad about going to gigs so will have loads of options.

10.12.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep.

10.12.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glasgow is our Amber's Uni of choice when she starts next Sept.

10.12.2025 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed

09.12.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

09.12.2025 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

09.12.2025 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TBH Wooly I admire his passion but do worry about him on some occasions. His ECG on match days must resemble yours when you see a half decent meal or see SWFC get ANOTHER points deduction.

08.12.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well. @angrybri.bsky.social Hopefully @percytoplis.bsky.social has peeled himself of the ceiling & his blood pressure has dropped to normal levels. I can now reveal a colleague owes me 20 quid as I predicted 4-1 to us. I bet @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social ... is crying into his beige supper.

08.12.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

08.12.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

08.12.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another empty threat of 'Woolmageddon' I see ... He'd end up like that fella in Southport ... one to the head and a rebound in the unmentionables. Inept.

08.12.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bachemal Bri's menu choices ripped apart again. Scenes you love to see!

08.12.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooft!

08.12.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooft!

08.12.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Michael Crawford there wondering who everyone else is and if hes in the wrong place.

08.12.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for that image B! ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

07.12.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hendry and Davis at the snooker final

Hendry and Davis at the snooker final

Farmer up in court on a drink driving charge and the copper giving evidence against him #snooker

07.12.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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