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How even? πŸ˜‚ 11/10 llama cosplay, Marcy!

21.02.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

20.02.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 26324    πŸ” 2744    πŸ’¬ 1276    πŸ“Œ 216

My 2025 bingo card is full and they’re still calling numbers left and right

21.02.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 686    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3
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Just a heads up that the DOGE caucus has put up a tip line. It would be real terrible if what happened to the ICE tipline happened to this...

17.02.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big, growing crowd just west of the U.S. Capitol protesting Trump, Musk and DOGE on President’s Day. β€œHey Congress, grow a spine,” they shout, gathering for a rally around the reflecting pool.

17.02.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 21198    πŸ” 6205    πŸ’¬ 352    πŸ“Œ 399

Courage is contagious. Read and share this letter.

15.02.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
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The homepage of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau’s website was updated Friday night to display a β€œPage not found” error message. This change occurred just one day after members of Musk’s team gained access to the bureau’s headquarters and computer systems.

08.02.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5219    πŸ” 1177    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 57

So fucking cool!

10.02.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the resistance! Over 1 million brave souls have answered the call this week. The Empireβ€”Trump’s administration and Muskβ€”may believe its grip is unbreakable, but every day, more join our ranks. We’ve always knownβ€”tomorrow, there will be more of us.

09.02.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 21188    πŸ” 2067    πŸ’¬ 237    πŸ“Œ 73

Look I’m just saying β€œhow are you?” is a really aggressive way to begin a conversation, like I’m sorry but we just don’t have the time

09.02.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 744    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6

The CFPB was dismantled over the weekend, with all activities suspended, its funding reduced to zero, and its headquarters temporarily closedβ€”removing a crucial layer of oversight for consumer-facing financial companies. Staff members ordered to cease all β€˜supervision and examination activities.

10.02.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9700    πŸ” 2646    πŸ’¬ 211    πŸ“Œ 163

Not sure what to say to your senators? πŸ‘‡ Find your reps' numbers at 5calls.org or www.commoncause.org/find-your-re...

05.02.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

Two personal favorites I keep thinking about were the Obama-era "The IRS is targeting right-wing orgs" scandal (which was fake, and anyway the federal bureaucracy is now the president's personal political retribution squad) and "Bill Clinton met Loretta Lynch on the tarmac" (wow such abuse of power)

06.02.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 463    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
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Elon Musk's task force has gained access to sensitive Treasury payment systems, sources say The Department of Government Efficiency, run by President Donald Trump’s billionaire adviser and Tesla CEO Elon Musk, has gained access to sensitive Treasury data including Social Security and…

The Department of Government Efficiency, run by President Trump’s billionaire adviser and Tesla CEO Elon Musk, has gained access to sensitive Treasury data including Social Security and Medicare customer payment systems, according to two people familiar with the situation.

02.02.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 623    πŸ” 234    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 38
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A hand-drawn old school doge meme, it's quite good 

Text: fake agency, much illegal, very data breach, such treasury, unelected, very cool, wow

A hand-drawn old school doge meme, it's quite good Text: fake agency, much illegal, very data breach, such treasury, unelected, very cool, wow

Favorite sign so far

05.02.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11007    πŸ” 3203    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 131

Incredible to think how hard Merrick Garland worked for four years to avoid even the remotest appearance of partisanship or ideological commitments, and literally on her first day as AG Pam Bondi is like "Diversity is now illegal, we will be putting all the libs in prison"

06.02.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6891    πŸ” 1926    πŸ’¬ 229    πŸ“Œ 106
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Sharing this from Rt. Rev. Jonathan H. Folts, Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of South Dakota.

β€œOne of our own priests was targeted at his homeβ€”so let no one say, β€˜it can’t happen here.’ It can. It has. It is. And rest assured, we will not remain silent or passive in responding.”

My heart aches.

03.02.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5109    πŸ” 1943    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 114
Top 10 Favorite Winter Dogs of All Time
YouTube video by WeRateDogs Top 10 Favorite Winter Dogs of All Time

Here are my top 10 favorite winter dogs of all time!

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04.02.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2302    πŸ” 285    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 34
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'I Am Not Going to Apologize': Bishop Who Confronted Trump Speaks Out In an interview with TIME, Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde discussed her sermon, which has drawn death threats and prompted Trump to demand an apology

Bishop Budde told Time she's received death threats since her sermon asking Trump to show mercy to LGBTQ children & undocumented migrants (time.com/7209222/bish...). That's sadly not surprising given animosity against her by Trumpian pastors & pundits (publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/brave-serm...)

22.01.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 652    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 83
A picture of a post on Threads that says: the VA is sending out letters, asking minorities who identify as LGBTQ plus to sign up and participate in some kind of research study and it kinda goes without saying, but please do not sign up for no shit like that for any reason under this current administration. - theeglamnaija

A picture of a post on Threads that says: the VA is sending out letters, asking minorities who identify as LGBTQ plus to sign up and participate in some kind of research study and it kinda goes without saying, but please do not sign up for no shit like that for any reason under this current administration. - theeglamnaija

Yes, the government is doing research on LGBTQ+ veterans and are asking for participants.

As a scientist, educator, and advocate…I beg you…

PLEASE DO NOT SIGN UP

www.patientcare.va.gov/LGBT/Researc...

23.01.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8

What I think is important to do is draw a contrast between the types of stories Teen Vogue is covering, and the way they cover them, and what our legacy media outlets are doing. And then ask the question: Why does Teen Vogue have the ability (maybe courage) to regularly do what other outlets won't?

23.01.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A four panel meme that shows Mariann Edgar Budde at the top, and then Aziraphale and Crowley at the bottom three panels saying: [during Jesus's crucifixion]
Crowley: [wincing] Oh, that has got to hurt. What was it he said that got everyone so upset?
Aziraphale: "Be kind to each other."
Crowley: Oh yeah. That'll do it.

A four panel meme that shows Mariann Edgar Budde at the top, and then Aziraphale and Crowley at the bottom three panels saying: [during Jesus's crucifixion] Crowley: [wincing] Oh, that has got to hurt. What was it he said that got everyone so upset? Aziraphale: "Be kind to each other." Crowley: Oh yeah. That'll do it.

22.01.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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