@esperborzoi.bsky.social
OG Vine, daytime screenwriter, creator of daily dog videos, memes, and other musings.
She’s “friendly”
08.04.2025 19:48 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sup
27.03.2025 20:39 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Hell ya
23.03.2025 02:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
WEIRD BANANA FACTS: they are berries, they grown on a large PLANT not a tree, they are slightly radioactive because of potassium-40 isotope, and The bananas we eat today, Cavendish, are different from pre-1960s bananas, Gros Michel.
20.03.2025 14:14 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cabbage elf
18.03.2025 15:06 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
17.03.2025 16:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How you feeling
15.03.2025 00:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“And boil up some roughage of the nighttttt,” the creature finished with a flourish, its long delicate fingers dancing off the ivory with milky keys.
08.03.2025 14:15 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I really hope @netflix.com considers Sabin and Ora for the live-action My Hero Academia.
07.03.2025 14:18 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A tale of stolen beta carotene in 4 parts
06.03.2025 14:41 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
-Boyhood(album) by Birth Day
-NOBS recorded by Pink Floyd
-Borzoi Heads, c.1905 Maud Earl
-A Borzo by a Chair, c.1900s Saint George Hare
-Ben- borzoi who was ALMOST on the titanic
-Blertai du Zwaenhoek, 1925
-Brother and Marilyn Monroe, 1958
-Shannon Doherty on a pile of noodles, 1993
-Concorde
😂😂😂
28.02.2025 06:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hahahah I wish
28.02.2025 02:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I mean f***, I like dogs, I like walks
I like givin treats, I like snoots, I like to bark
I like day-sleepin' and day zoomies and frito toe beans
I like doin' frito to bean s***, snort it, probably would (yeah)
It’s all so long
24.02.2025 14:42 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
My wife never told me her hobbies before we got married, she was a Trojan Horse Girl
22.02.2025 14:42 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Your Baba loves you but you need to wash out your usable bags
21.02.2025 14:28 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
20.02.2025 15:05 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
This is very important
18.02.2025 14:34 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Live look at me reading the news
18.02.2025 14:33 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Sabin continues his exponential growth and I’m thinking about training him how to clean the gutters- Far safer when you don’t need a ladder and your face is a pressure washer.
17.02.2025 14:51 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
5 out of the last 20 V-Day’s I’ve had violent diarrhea usually paired with projectile vomitus. 25% chance I’m gonna pop outta both ends today like those culvert cleaning videos.
14.02.2025 14:26 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Anyone know how to perform the Ritual of Chüd?
13.02.2025 14:45 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂
11.02.2025 16:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
HAND OVER THE SNACKY NICE AND SLOW!
11.02.2025 14:03 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0The Eternal reality consuming worm that dwells within the consciousness of man
08.02.2025 14:39 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
This is a BORZSCHACH test, tell the good doctor what you see…
08.02.2025 14:25 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1
I tried to take a picture of Ora jumping the wall but I was on the draw… 😂😂😂😂😂
07.02.2025 14:31 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
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