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That guy always looked like Steven Seagal attacked by hornets.

May he rest in peace.

07.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hate to be that guy, but isn’t posting this a HIPAA violation?

05.02.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hate to be that guy, but isn’t posting this a HIPAA violation?

05.02.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThunder Road” played on an Apple Music playlist. When it wasn’t followed by β€œTenth Avenue Freeze-Out” I was sad. I’m listening to the album now.

05.02.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved this song for a while. Then it was everywhere, and I HATED it.

Now it’s … like … someone who I formerly knew.

04.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most inexplicable thing in baseball or in general because … gestures wildly at the American experiment.
I’m not arguing if you mean the latter, just seeking clarity.

04.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Doing the Lord’s work.

03.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven’t seen it, but I really dig a certain era of James Woods. Sucks that he’s a shitbag human.

02.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university

1. Christianity Before the Reformation
2. British Modernist Lierature
3. Constitutional Law
4. World Music
5. Science Fiction: Contact Literature

31.01.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come join us in the Hoosier State. It’s practically tropical over here!

29.01.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For me it’s the Talking Heads’ whole catalogue. Didn’t care for years. Now I realize Byrne was writing things in his 20s that I wouldn’t understand until my 40s.

26.01.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There are 6 things the Lord hates, 7 that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a person who stirs up conflict in the community.

26.01.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ticket prices still too inflated post covid. There is no list. Concerts are a rare treat.

26.01.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSenator” would also be acceptable.

25.01.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There wasn’t evidence to mark there.
Also no evidence to overturn.

25.01.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to cheer for the Jarrett Stidham storyline but it will only perpetuate the β€œsEaN pAyToN iS a GeNiUs” BS that I won’t abide.

Always a cheater in my eyes.

25.01.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We may witness some Frank Reich witchcraft today.

(The youngs won’t get this reference, Really a shame that Reich’s mediocrity as a head coach overshadows an exemplary backup QB career.)

25.01.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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24.01.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It ain’t me.
It ain’t MEE-EE!!!

23.01.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss Davante Adams.

19.01.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sewanee, Trinity, and Colorado College. Writing those stories was β€” and I cannot overstate this β€” pure hell.

18.01.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was the sports editor of a paper covering the DePauw University Tigers, they were a member of Southern Collegiate Athletic Conference. (Don’t get me started on how little sense that made in Central Indiana.) There were three other Tigers in the SCAC at the time …

18.01.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your grammar rules are just fine. I’m just used to reading (and writing) headlines on limited space, this omitting some words.
Also, it gave me an opportunity to dunk on the Reds, not you. I didn’t let that opportunity pass.

16.01.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I read the comma as an implied β€œand” meaning the trade was between Reds and Doug. I could only assume they had traded Hunter Greene for … I don’t know … Doug’s laptop?

16.01.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Silver lining to my extremely broken leg: I’ve been on crutches for five weeks, and they are way louder than the sounds in my knees.

16.01.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Earbuds. I recently broke my leg when I forgot them on my desk and went back inside to get them on an icy day. Fell on the way back to the car.

15.01.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait … I should said β€œa narcissistic autistic South African Nazi billionaire”

10.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And also what Bluesky is … that we all fled here because a South African Nazi ruined Twitter, whatever the hell that is.
At that time I think I had a MySpace that I never used and had probably heard of Facebook.

10.01.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d like the chance to explain this post to the 2006 version of me.

10.01.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SGA driving to the rim.

07.01.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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