Mike Maher

ok the joke's over. Let's just go back to cable.

😬

I've never seen a league trade as much as the one I'm in this season. I get SEVERAL offers every week, sometimes several a day. I often have offers withdrawn before I even see them.

This is a new record though.

I received an offer at 2:43am and had it …

Colson Montgomery cannot be stopped right now

🚨 Sean Manaea u16.5 Outs (-130 DraftKings) 🚨

⚾️ Most books have the line at 15.5
⚾️ Under this line in 3 of 4 starts since returning
⚾️ @BettingPros projection: 14 Outs
⭐️ 4-Star rating on BP Prop Bet Cheat Sheet
⚾️ Brewers have 2nd best wOBA last 14 …

Just opened up a new alphabet Bingo game for my kids, and this is the top row of the first card 😳

AI really is taking over 👀

2 million balks coming back to haunt Mariano Rivera’s Achilles

The peak of emo/punk is when song titles were movie quotes

I’m dubbing this a “Kansas City Middle”

I call this one the ole 5-3 split

Jesus Luzardo 🚨 u6.5 Ks

📉 PrizePicks already dropped to 6.0
📊 All books shading the under
🔍 Projection: 5.9 Ks (62% cover)
💡 +4.2% EV devigged to @BettingPros consensus

9/15 overs… but in ALL 6 recent overs, he’s landed on exactly 7 Ks

Jesus Luzardo 🚨 u6.5 Ks

📉 PrizePicks already dropped to 6.0
📊 All books shading the under
🔍 Projection: 5.9 Ks (62% cover)
💡 +4.2% EV devigged to @BettingPros consensus

9/15 overs… but in ALL 6 recent overs, he’s landed exactly 7 Ks

Today's MLB Pitcher Prop Streaks via @BettingPros

⚾️ Strikeouts
⚾️ Earned Runs Allowed
⚾️ Hits Allowed
⚾️ Walks
⚾️ Outs Recorded

Tanner McKee is awesome

Shane Smith has gone under 14.5 Outs Recorded in six straight starts, but he's projected to go over that number today against the Mariners 👀

But if you're feeling frisky, you can get u14.5 for +155 on Novig.

Random stat that is hard to believe: Cal Raleigh hasn't hit a double in 32 straight games

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO t.co/O8hdqNB2bZ

In case you're wondering how the first week of kindergarten is going...

They bumped up bus pickup time from 6:50am to 6:43am

Last night, my son woke me up at 2:30am to ask if it was time to go to the bus stop

MLB Betting Trends for the month of July.

It was a good month for the dogs 🐶

ESPN is rolling @NFLFantasy into @ESPNFantasy 👀

Never in doubt t.co/xqeX0r1Jfq

🔥 MacKenzie Gore u6.5 Ks

🚨 Under has hit in 8 of his last 10 at this line
💰 I was ablet to get u6.5 K for +133 on @Novig

📉 Bryan Woo strikeouts UNDER steam 👀

PrizePicks lowered his line to 6.0 K.

⚾️ Consensus line: 6.5 Ks
📉 Under has hit in 12 of his last 15 at this number
🔻 Only 3/15 games have gone over 6.5 Ks

Tuesday's strikeout streaks

Woah. The Eagles like Booker. They either feel really good about their DT depth or really bad about what’s happening at CB.

Unless Fangio sees Bennett as a safety?

Is Brayan Bello a legit No. 2 now?

PrizePicks was running a Nick Lodolo discount tonight, and he just left the game with the trainer in the second inning.

There are gonna be a lottttttt of pissed off users if they don’t reboot that one.

JP Sears has gone over 4.5 Ks in five consecutive games, but his o4.5 K line is plus money today 👀

Caesars: +130
Novig: +150 👀

And to be clear, I'm not going to rage quit the league.

I would respectfully bow out this offseason while telling the commish, respectfully, to get bent.

The rest of the league is saying this isn't corrupt and the commish was just trying to keep things fair.

But this sure feels shady to me.